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Remember Javon Walker?

You probably don’t remember Javon Walker, him being a mere footnote in Green Bay Packers history. If you do, well, we’re sorry.

Javon Walker is one of the few Packers who will go down as a complete and total piece of shit, joining the likes of Mike McKenzie, Darren Sharper (allegedly) and (for the most part) Brett Favre.

Walker played four seasons for the Packers, from 2002-05. He had one stellar season (2004), when he caught 89 balls for 1,382 yards and 12 touchdowns. The next season, he came out and tore his ACL in week 1. Then he proceeded to demand the Packers renegotiate his contract, paying him top-tier receiver money, the season after that, despite the fact that he was coming off major knee surgery.

Well, the Packers balked and Walker whined and pouted his way out of town, much like McKenzie before him.

The Packers ended up trading Walker to the Broncos, where he again had one good year, suffered a season-ending injury the following season, and then whined and pouted his way out of town. This time, he ended up on the Raiders, where he played two seasons and hardly got on the field. During his final professional season (2009), Walker appeared in only three games and didn’t make a catch, despite being fully healthy.

A fitting end to a completely douchetastic career.

Why do we even bring up this human pile of shit?

Last week, we found out he’s now a bodybuilder. An amateur bodybuilder, mind you, but an amateur bodybuilder that competes, nonetheless.

He needs to pay some attention to his stick legs, but otherwise, Walker is ripped.

Jason Walker bodybuilder

Jason Walker bodybuilder

Jason Walker bodybuilder

Now, how long before you think he demands a new contract and gets his dumb ass kicked out of town?

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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18 Comments

  1. David January 13, 2015

    What is he hiding with those board shorts? Normally you’d be wearing a speedo… strange.

    1. TDM January 13, 2015

      He looks to be competing in Men’s Physique rather than traditional bodybuilding, that’s why he’s wearing board shorts instead of the speedo.

    2. Zack January 13, 2015

      #mensbikini

  2. UncleGravySword January 13, 2015

    This should be a regular Total Packers feature.

  3. TDM January 13, 2015

    Looks like he competes in Men’s Physique. That’s why he’s wearing board shorts rather than the normal thong. That’s also why he doesn’t need to worry about his legs as much as a normal bodybuilder.

  4. Ryan January 13, 2015

    Maybe I was too young to remember all those details about him whining and crying, but I didn’t think he was all that bad of a guy. At the time I was a fan of Florida State (long story) and was happy to see him have success on my favorite team. The last thing I remember about him, though, was that he was in the car when his buddy got murdered at point blank range, or something crazy like that. I think that’d be enough to mess a dude’s head up. I can understand why he maybe never really produced after that. Glad to see him smiling in these pictures. I hope he’s in a good place now with his life. Just because a guy doesn’t bring a Lombardi trophy to Green Bay doesn’t mean he needs to have a shitty life, contrary to what some folks on this site may think.

  5. Skinny January 13, 2015

    That kid was just given a shit load of bad advice back then. Then he blew his knee out in the first game of the 2005 season. That was the game Favre was clearly pissed at how the team was set up for the season, if I remember he chewed prized Thompson FA Adrian Klemm out on national TV when he missed a block. The whole team basically shit the bed after that. Samkon Gado should be in the Packer Hall of Fame for what he did that year as far as keeping fans interested.

  6. Cheesemaker January 13, 2015

    Didn’t he get the s**t beaten out of him in Vegas?

  7. Savage57 January 13, 2015

    This is disturbing. Normal people don’t even think about shit like this even when they’re, well, taking a shit.

    (admit it motherfuckers, y’all have had some deeply weird shit run through your mind while ensconced on the porcelain)

    Need to rename the site “WhoGivesAFuck.com”

    1. Cheesemaker January 13, 2015

      LOL. Love this comment. Because it is both perversely funny and sadly true.

  8. Phatgzus January 13, 2015

    Chicken legs? What kind of drumsticks to do you eat? Ostrich?

    Sure, they aren’t massive for a bodybuilder, but I bet they’re twice as ripped as any of ours.

    1. Cheese January 13, 2015

      Nope, his calves look totally average.

      On the other hand, his upper body makes me look like Chris Farley.

  9. packnutt January 13, 2015

    Traded for a 2nd which we ended up using for Craig Jennings. Excellent move by TT.

  10. nurseratchett@work January 14, 2015

    I vaguely remember Javon; wasn’t there a shooting incident where he was in the same car with a teammate who was killed after he left Areen Bay?

    As one of the few broads on this site, I do appreciate a few pics of half naked men for the ladies now & then, so thanks!

    1. nurseratchett@work January 14, 2015

      *Green….too much coffee, apparently, as the A & G are 5 keys apart on the old qwerty….

  11. elafave January 14, 2015

    Javon was a fuckin’ tease. All that porential WASTED. He stirred up a bunch of shit with the team in ’05 and helped us turn dysfunctional. That season sucked. Everyone was glad to see him go. He was in the limo when that Broncos corner caught a bunch of hot ones from an automatic machine pistol after a night club altercation. They were pretty much ambushed after the fact and I hate to say it that NO ONE in Packerland was surprised to hear that he was involved in the altercation. Decent to see that apparently he salvaged something from wreckage.

  12. Javon Douchetastic Walker has managed to cluck up any and everything he has ever got his hands on so I’m sure this bodybuilding endeavor will be no different.

    Who saw the NPC interview where he claimed he got a Super Bowl ring with the packers?!?!? He genuinely might not have understood the question he truly is that dumb but he is also a pathological liar (I.e. Refer back to his bionic mystery knee surgery that was performed in space or his ped suspension when he was back with the raiders) so he might have just thought he could fool everyone into thinking he had a super bowl ring. “Ummmmmmm 1” lol what an idiot.

    I’m also very curious if he’s involved with the Darren Sharper rape case. They used to be best party buds in their hay days.

    If you would like some Douchetastic social media entertainment may I suggest you follow him on Instagram at jwalk_84 where you can watch him pimp his former glory days as a packer and bronco along with a gang of she-males who try to slang protein powder at trade shows while acting like a bunch of 15 year olds who look 70. Let me know how you enjoy it!