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Remember That Detroit Lions Super Bowl Tattoo?

Dave Morian

Remember that clown that got a 2015 Detroit Lions Super Bowl tattoo last summer?

He looks pretty dumb right now. Although, somehow, not as dumb as he looked when he first got the tattoo. Perhaps that’s because the thought of the Detroit Lions winning a Super Bowl is laughable.

Now, of course some local Detroit news outfit caught up with No. 1 Lions fan — boy, is that a sorry title to have — and asked him what he’s going to do now that the Leos’ season is over.

His sad tale of unfulfilled dreams and unwarranted hope lives in this video right here. God bless this poor bastard.

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. billybong January 7, 2015

    hey, he’s a serious fan!!! He’ll be o.k…its all in fun at least for some…read the comments sections in the Freep and Det News…good grief….this is the shit we will hear all year now…instead of focusing on a crappy call by Lovie2 and a shitty pass that hit the guy in the back and not going for it by trying to run twice, we have to hear how even Obama thinks they got screwed…whiniest fan base ever….

    1. Tucson Packer January 7, 2015

      Good thing Obama is weighing in on the important stuff!

  2. billy bob January 7, 2015

    I pray for this man’s mental health,little does he know that he goes to the grave never seeing The Detroit cheepshots win the bowl.

  3. Some Guy January 7, 2015

    Hope he doesn’t have a pension from the city of Detroit. Then he’ll be completely without hope.

  4. kato January 7, 2015

    Wasn’t there a cowboys fan that got the same tatoo before season?

  5. E. Wolf January 7, 2015

    A very bizarre image depicting Lions as Super Bowl Champions–it is like looking at square shaped circles.

  6. Arcturus January 7, 2015

    He should just change the “1” into a “7” and then he’ll be OK because he’ll be dead before the tattoo is wrong again.

    1. Cheesemaker January 7, 2015

      that is LOL funny – AND practical

  7. Savage57 January 7, 2015

    Best way to fix it? An axe.

  8. Nacho dan January 7, 2015

    He’s got Vikings on his hat, Lions on his leg.

  9. Howard January 7, 2015

    Hopefully the dick smack has received a vasectomy because he does not need to pass on his gene pool and spawn any other rejects.

  10. Big Cheezy January 7, 2015

    Dudes gonna run out of leg

  11. elafave January 7, 2015

    Christ. I’m a tattoo artist and I own my own shop. Ithat work is about as ass as the product that the Lions out on the field. If I ever stepped through the door of an ELITE tattoo studio and the artists were using those 10 Chinese machines to do work, I’d bust a 180 as fast as possible.

  12. elafave January 7, 2015

    *10$ Chinese knock-off machines

    1. elafave January 7, 2015

      Christ, do typos upset me.