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Oh, Good, the Packers Don’t Even Have to Show Up

Seattle Seahawks back to back

Well, there you have it. The Seattle Seahawks have already, somehow, won the Super Bowl again this year. The Green Bay Packers don’t even have to bother showing up for the game on Sunday.

I mean, some shitdick already got it tattooed on him. It must be true, right?

This always works out like it’s supposed to. Just ask that guy from Detroit.


Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Kato January 14, 2015

    Yup. Those shitbirds are talking all sorts of mad shit on espn, fox sports, nfl.com, ect. Unbelievable. They might be the worst, most insufferable fanbase in all of sports. If they beat the seahawks on sunday, I have to believe that win would be in the top five in team history. Better than pretty much any super bowl they have won. I am not especially hopeful, especially with Rodgers playing on one leg and McCarthys obnoxious ignorance of the running game (Eddie Lacy? James Starks that averaged over 5ypc against these shitheads in the first meeting???)

    While not especially likely, these idiots can be beat. Run between the tackles right at them, utilize the tight ends short. Who cares if it takes 12 play drives that eat 6-7 minutes off the clock? Wear them down with a physical, punch them in the mouth game, while the defense gets rest on the sideline, they are going to need it chasing around Russell Wilson, trying to keep him in the pocket. I would expect the packers to mix up coverages and have multiple spies on Wilson, CM3 most of the time, while I could see Hyde getting some looks as the qb spy as well. But of course all of this sounds too good to be true, and McCarthy will probably come out throwing and run Eddie Lacy 5 times in the first half.

  2. Brad January 14, 2015

    It doesn’t even look like a real tattoo.

    1. Fritz January 14, 2015

      i thought it was enameled “art” on a petrified dino turd.

  3. Trakar January 14, 2015

    An idiot experiencing premature ink, hardly compares to the Packer mania GB retailers are going through.

    1. The Money Mike January 14, 2015

      Oh God no…

    2. Mr. Hankey January 15, 2015

      Ugh – hope those don’t end up clothing kids in Haiti.

    3. Cheese January 15, 2015

      Why do these championship shirts always look so lame and generic?

  4. Fritz January 14, 2015

    thanks, TP. i just finished eating dinner’s main course when that pic popped up on my screen. had to hurriedly dig into the “older entries” section for an Ariella Ferrera antidote of “eye candy” before i could start dessert, with that toilet pic wiped from mind…

    please put an FBI warning/disclaimer over such images in future so we can safely click on the entry after we have finished eating? thanks!

  5. elafave January 14, 2015

    Why does all sports related ink look like shit. Find a new artist, dude.

  6. elafave January 14, 2015

    I would also like to point out he has 48-50 in Roman numerals at the bottom. There are all sorts of things jacked up in that tattoo.

    1. Cheese January 15, 2015

      No, XL is 40. They either didn’t finish the tattoo or the rest of XLIX is around his arm. Or maybe for some reason he still thinks the Seahawks beat the Steelers in Super Bowl XL. I wouldn’t put it past them.

  7. Abe Frohman January 15, 2015

    If that dude wants to make his arm look better I suggest lifting a few weights. I know girls with better guns than that pussy.

  8. elafave January 16, 2015

    Good catch Cheese. It looks like there are more numerals spaced unevenly around his arm. Shitty tattoo.