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That Lucky Beard Guy Now has a Bobblehead

Because OF COURSE HE DOES! While everyone else was shitting their pants about Jeremy Wilcox, the guy whose beard Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers tugged on prior to returning to light up the Detroit Lions in week 17, we have been doing this one.

don't care

Because really, who cares?

Well, a lot of people think this is a HUGE deal. Why?

I cannot fathom the answer.

Nothing against Wilcox. I saw an interview with him when I was back in those locales and he seems like a pretty swell guy. Also like a guy who doesn’t give a shit about all the attention he’s getting, but he’s getting it anyway.

You’re Internet famous, son!

So naturally, all roads have led to this inevitable intersection. The one where Jeremy Wilcox gets his own bobblehead, some jackass charges $15 for it and you buy one.

You can place that right up next to your Aaron Rodgers bobblehead and then one day when your son asks you why you have a bobblehead of a construction worker you can explain to him the magical story of Jeremy Wilcox, lucky beard guy.

A tale to regale the whole family with for years to come!

Jeremy Wilcox

Looks totally legit, doesn’t it?!

Now, these are limited edition, so you better hurry!

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Packer Bob January 14, 2015

    I was at the game and just happened to see Rodgers walk over to Wilcox and tug his beard in the second half. Whatever works. Can we fly this guy up to Seattle?

    1. Fritz January 14, 2015

      wouldn’t it be cheaper to order a life size bobble doll mounted on a sandbag and have it delivered to the packers sidelines by Fedex on gameday? being the official parcel service of the NFL, they would happily transport it there for free [publicity].

  2. Tucson Packer January 14, 2015


  3. Nacho dan January 14, 2015

    There’s no such thing as lucky or a jinx, so wear or do whatever you want for the game.

    1. Fritz January 14, 2015

      you are absolutely correct! cold logic tells us so. logic has also “proven” that God does not exist, but i, for one, sure am afraid of Him…

  4. Savage57 January 14, 2015

    I’m all for the beard guy.

    But the whores who make the doll that immediately wondered, “how can we whore this out and make whoreselves some money from this?” have got to go.

  5. Dick January 14, 2015

    Delivered in April? April? for a fleeting moment he’s a little famous with Packer Fans so I can see some wanting one of these if it was available for this weekend or the superbowl to tug on for good luck but is anyone going to remember in the Fall if his company doesn’t get the sideline contract again and he isn’t there?

  6. Cheese January 15, 2015

    That picture of Cutler is awesome. It might need a few more A’s and O’s though to show the real extent of how much Cutty! Dooooooooon’t Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaare.