Fuck it. I’ve got nothing more to say.
Let’s all have a laugh.
The snippets involving Detroit Lions coach Jim Caldwell and Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger made me laugh heartily.
“Hans & Franz” don’t understand that “jive” dialect in the video, as english is not their 1st language, so they wanted to contribute to the mirth with the following transcript of their latest rehearsal from “state farm studios”–
AR: i just want to PUMP YOU up!
HANS: knock, knock, hello? you were “pumping” on the wrong foot!
FANS: AR, why was Jon Ryan stealing your TD dance?
AR: a coach forgot to “double check” a fake punt?
FANS: you forgot to “double check” your SB reserv.?
AR: it’s ok, got a “discount” last i double-checked.
FANS:u mean u got a free play on that TD overthrow
AR: no, THAT was a free double pump…
FRANZ: i don’t want to sugarcoat it, that …….was……AWFUL! [smirk, smirk].
AR: thanks, i needed that…
FRANZ: U can “TANK” us later [smirk, smirk].
FANS: maybe u should go back to your day job. ever since the first day these SF ads aired, your winning streak of 19 games ended, your streak of postseason flops started, and you never recovered your stolen TD dance, at least in a REAL [non-studio] end zone.
AR: tanks, i’m “all over” that…
Sehr gut Herr Fritz….