You know what the weird thing about Chicago Bears fans is? Unlike normal people, who get smarter as they grow older, learn new things and gain experience, Bears fans actually go in the opposite direction.
They get dumber as they get older.
So the smartest a Chicago Bears fan will ever be is the moment that they’re born.
Truly, one of the universe’s magical anomalies.
Take these two Nobel laureates, for example.
It’s kind of hard to see, but the Rhodes scholar on the left has a homemade Ceattle Ceahawks piece of paper(?) taped to the back of his shirt. This is presumably to signify that he was cheering for the Seattle Seahawks in the NFC Championship game, but that he is still loyal to that team from Chicago, since he has gone and misspelled Seattle Seahawks with the Bears logo. Either that, or he just can’t spell.
Meanwhile, the Mensa member on the right has placed a piece of duct tape across the name on his No. 22 Bears jersey. Where it used to say Forte, it now says BEASTMODE. He has also gone ahead and placed a shoddily-constructed 4 over the second 2 in 22. This is presumably to signify that he is the kind of guy who can’t afford to buy a new jersey.
At any rate, we say well done to you, Chicago Bears fans!
You truly are the cream of the crop!
(Thanks to this guy)