Shitbag Ndamukong Suh Suspended!

Ndamukong Suh trying to injure Aaron Rodgers

Ndamukong Suh trying to injure Aaron Rodgers

And the justice was swift.

The NFL suspended Detroit Lions defensive tackle and overall shitbag Ndamukong Suh, on Monday. A day earlier, Suh intentionally stepped on Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers’ injured calf. The move was clearly meant to hurt Rodgers, who was busy dissecting the Lions defense and collecting another NFC North title.

Suh will get to sit out the Leos’ first-round playoff matchup with the Dallas Cowboys, which they probably weren’t going to win anyway, but now have even less of a shot in.

Frankly, we would have preferred for Roger Goodell and his cronies to lynch this fat, stupid fuck in Times Square, but this is alright too.

Suh has a history of this sort of bullshit and so do the Lions. Starting center Dominic Raiola was suspended for week 17 for intentionally trying to stomp on a guy’s ankle.

Both of these guys — real team players.

As for that useless piece of shit Suh, he likely just played his last game for Detroit. He’ll be a free agent and seems destined to sign elsewhere. Somewhere where they value high-character guys, no doubt.

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11 Comments on "Shitbag Ndamukong Suh Suspended!"

  1. Phatgzus

    Drop Suh on New Year’s Eve instead of that ridiculous Giant-Peach-Wannabe disco ball? I could get down with that.

  2. kato

    No way Seattle can afford him. Not with the shiny new extensions Avril, sherman, Thomas just signed. Not to mention they still have to resign Russell Wilson and bobby Wagner after this season. No way those guys go into their last season of their rookie contract. Wilson will likely be north of 20 million, especially if they win it again this year

    • Fritz

      yep. my guess is, he would fit right in with the Ravens, who have earned the moniker “Murderers of the Midway”…

  3. BudMan

    Too bad the league cares more about ratings than doing the right thing. If you didn’t take into account his past thug-like mentality/actions you could maybe give him the benefit of the doubt. He is a dirty player who has no business in a professional sport. I can’t believe this is the same team that sported the best player ever..Barry Sanders! Go Pack!!!

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