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Kelly Hall

You know who didn”t think much of the NFL suspending that giant piece of shit Ndamukong Suh for trying to injure Aaron Rodgers? Matthew Stafford”s fiancee Kelly Hall (above, right), that”s who.

Because everyone appreciates strong social and sports commentary from former cheerleaders who like to do keg stands.

That came with this title.

Thank you. Pretty sure Matthew”s leg looks a lot damn worse right now from when he got stepped on/cleated in the same game. But it wasn”t Suh.. And he”s not Aaron Rodgers, so no one would think twice about it. #nflbias #givemeabreak #DETROITvsEVERYBODY

First of all, who stepped on Butterball? Does anyone even remember this play or was it just something accidental that happened in the flow of the game?

I mean, just because his sock is ripped we should give a shit?

Second of all, Mike Pereira might be right, but casino online it WAS that useless cunt Suh. He DOES have a history. He DID do something stupid AGAIN. And that”s what the Detroit Lions get for employing douchebags like him and Dominic Raiola.

You keep those assholes on the team, you don”t get to be surprised when they fuck up and get suspended.

But listen, Kelly. We appreciate your attempt at having a semi-independent thought. Well, actually, that wasn”t an independent thought at all. It was just some stuff you heard elsewhere and then spewed out. So I guess we appreciate your attempt at having a thought of some sort.

Now, please just go back to standing around and looking good and leave the thinking to the rest of us.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. rebelgb December 30, 2014

    Some of the things id do to that chic are still illegal in several states….

    1. George Orr December 30, 2014

      Naww…. it’s perfectly legal to catch herpes in most states. Not sure about the ball gag you’d need to shut her up, though.

  2. Howard December 30, 2014

    In response to the question. Daniels was pulled down by the lions right guard while rushing doughboy. Daniels face mask contacted the back of doughboy’s leg by the ankle. Doughboy probably has a nasty scrap or bruise on his Achilles. It happened at about 40 seconds left in the first half. Nothing to shed tears over, but it did look like it could hurt. It was doughboys worthless guards fault.

    1. Shawn Neuser December 30, 2014

      Exactly, Howard. I was going to say the same thing. I am pretty sure the torn sock came from a completely legal hit by Daniels.

      Lastly, I am also quite angry that I am not being riverboated by Kelly Hall right now.

  3. so Suh me! December 31, 2014

    fuck all you fudge packing, ass hat cunt muffins! go suck rodgers cock some more.

    1. Ender January 1, 2015

      I can’t wait to see the Lions/kitties/pussies, loose, /choke/throw a temper tantrum/cry like little babies, again this weekend. Go back to your bankrupt shit hole city and continue to not pay your water bills and die, please and thank you. ASS HAT!

  4. James Bennett December 31, 2014

    Well, that was funny. Clever even.

  5. elafave January 4, 2015

    Pretty sure that Aaron got the SHIT beat out of him for the first 3 years in the league.