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Ah, Here is Ndamukong Suh’s Totally Legit Excuse

Ndamukong Suh trying to injure Aaron Rodgers

Detroit Lions shitpile Ndamukong Suh had a perfectly good excuse for why he stepped on Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers’ injured calf last week.

Are you ready for it?

Oh! Well, now we can totally see why the league overturned his suspension! Clearly, it has nothing to do with ratings.

His feet were cold! And who among us hasn’t inadvertently stepped on something because our feet were numb from the cold?

I once fell right into a vagina because my feet were numb from the cold. I was just walking along, minding my business and all of the sudden I was knee deep in pussy.

Damn cold feet!

And look, it was clearly just coincidence that Suh completely and totally inadvertently stepped on the injured leg of the opposition’s best player. It could have been any leg! Any leg belonging to any person, injured or otherwise!

Because it’s hard to determine where you’re stepping when your feet are cold.

And listen, if you like that, you’ll love this response from the league.

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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19 Comments

  1. Organicbuzz December 31, 2014

    We can handle it, just have to stay focused on winning next game. Plenty of time in off season to deal with the piece of shit. Go Pack Go!!!

  2. AZPackFan2000 December 31, 2014

    The mediator may well be dumber than N-D!ck-be-gone Shoo. And I believe he was a Bi-Queen Defensive Coordinator at one time….yeah, he is impartial. No doubt hate the Packers for making him look like the downsy guy he was. Putz……

  3. Some Guy December 31, 2014

    When he stepped on AR’s leg, do you think he said, “My name is Suh. How do you do?”

  4. AZPackFan2000 December 31, 2014

    Nah, he probably just let out a primal grunt.

  5. Zwoeger December 31, 2014

    He did stump him twice but you don’t have to look twice to see he did to try trice. ( first step he felt leg he tried an extra hit whit his heal but because he missed he take an other step back after probing so he knew where to go.)

  6. AZPackFan2000 December 31, 2014

    Well he was so effective during the game, he had what….ZERO tackles and NO PRESSURES. What a worthless sack of crap.

  7. camcpack December 31, 2014

    Monty, that was funny as hell, i almost pissed my pants. Sonofabitch i did piss my pants. Thanks alot Monty

  8. 13time1265 December 31, 2014

    A complete piece of shit like Suh thinks this way. He needs to be banned from the game. The Lions organization will be put under investigation if they continue allowing this bullshit.

  9. AZPackFan2000 December 31, 2014

    MmDrinkingCum Spew has absolutely no character and will end up seriously hurting someone. I love the argument that he would have thrived in the 70’s and 80’s. He wouldn’t have lasted 2 seasons, some OL guy would have ended his career long ago.

  10. the real russ letlow January 1, 2015

    somebody needs to earhole this dude.

    1. Kozak January 3, 2015

      Rodgers tried to give him a concussion when he slapped his ass.

      1. Phatgzus January 3, 2015

        Touche.

        1. Phatgzus January 3, 2015

          Or should I say, Tushay.

  11. icebowl January 1, 2015

    Excellent journalism as always Monty…
    Can’t believe the NFL is so blatantly visible on making sure this subhuman POS plays this weekend….
    Almost wants to make me actually care who wins that game, and possibly forces me to root for one of my mist hated professional teams ever…..

  12. the real jeff ircink January 1, 2015

    one minute Packer nation is having a fit over this incident (and rightly so) and the next day Packer nation is loving the fact that Detroit has a better chance of beating Dallas WITH Suh – and therefore, GB has a better chance of beating Detroit than beating Dallas.

    so i really can’t tell if Packer Nation is upset or not over this. i hope the reverse psychology backfires.

    1. Fritz January 2, 2015

      my fingers got real cold and i accidentally stepped on, er, clicked on, monty’s story link to the nfl response, and wound up donating my lunch to the privy.

      btw, GB has no chance of beating detroit before the nfc champ. game, simply because, due to seedings, they won’t be playing them before then…

  13. AZPackFan2000 January 1, 2015

    I really could care less. Like I said before, the dude was invisible during the last few games against the Pack. No stats to speak of, and he wasn’t even double teamed. I just dislike his blatant attempts to injure people. Low-brow, low IQ, low class….

    1. Fritz January 2, 2015

      …high blubber content…

  14. the real jeff ircink January 4, 2015

    thanks for clarifying that, Fritz. i misread a bracket listing.