Yes, I ignored this because I was off doing some boning of my own and that took priority. However, enough people have mentioned it to me that, fine. I’ll write a goddam post!
Aaron Rodgers does not bone on game day.
So says his old lady, Olivia Munn, who will lap up any sort of attention she can get.
That trollop was on “Watch What Happens Live” last week and she was asked if she and Aaron had sex on game days.
They do not.
“Well, I will say that all the good luck charms are on the field and in the stands, so it has nothing to do with me. And, uh, no we don’t. Not on game day. There’s not a rule, but it just doesn’t happen because there’s other things to focus on.”
Yes, things more important than your vagina.
She was then asked if maybe they bone after the game.
“Depends on how late the game is. There are no rules. It just doesn’t happen a lot because there’s a lot to do, but usually I try to have sex as much as I can.”
Good for you.
So there. For everyone wondering about QB1’s game day sex habits — all two of you — now you know. QB1 does not bone on game day.
As to whether he enjoys the occasional finger up the butthole, well, we don’t know. But just ask Olivia. We’re sure she’ll tell you, so long as you’re holding a video camera of some sort.
Old news..I’ve already read this same content in Good Housekeeping.
Doesn’t bone her on game day at least.
Make him wait a week.
He gets nothing after that last performance.
Keep it in your pants Rodgers!!!
No boning on game day, eh? Then what exactly would you call what the Bills D did to him? gentle spooning?
She seems to be the worst sort of mean-spirited, grasping, self-centered bitch.
“She seems to be the worst sort of mean-spirited, grasping, self-centered bitch.”
– I completely agree. And yet, if she needs some boning on gameday, I’m up to the challenge.
“…Then what exactly would you call what the Bills D did to him? gentle spooning?”
– Actually, they boned the receivers, not Rodgers – and got away with it all game long. But don’t worry, they’ll have plenty of time to bone each other come playoff time.