Man, I live for the hyperbolic or cliched bullshit athletes spit out after the latest idiot reporter asks them the latest idiot question. It really is what sports are all about!
“Gotta take them one game at a time.”
“I couldn’t have done it without my teammates.”
You know the drill, Meat.
Sometimes guys get sick of crapping out that verbal diarrhea though. They get creative. Like Green Bay Packers cornerback Tramon Williams did when asked about stopping the New England Patriots offense.
Tramon don’t play no checkers, yo!
He plays some motherfuckin’ chess!
“That’s been their MO,” Williams said. “They find different ways to attack different teams. You never know what it’s going to be from week to week.
“That’s the chess match, and that’s what the great teams do. They play chess. It isn’t a checkers game. Hopefully we can go out and play chess a little bit, too.”
You will probably not be surprised to learn that was part of a story written by one of the shitbirds at Packers.com, which is just a haven for compelling content.
Anyway, whatever game Tramon is playing, we hope he’s playing it at Lambeau this weekend, because that clown didn’t bother to show up in Minneapolis last weekend.