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They’ve Figured Out the Packers in Philly

steamrolling Packers

How do you beat the Green Bay Packers in Lambeau Field? That’s a tall order this year, but the clowns at Fox 29 in Philadelphia probably have it all figured out.

They ran over some photos of Packers players — and some cheese — with a steamroller. No word on who made it out of that alive.

Oh, right. They’re just photos.

And no, I am not making this up. This totally happened.

On a side note, this week should be your reminder that Eagles fans are assholes. Not ignorant assholes like Vikings fans, just assholes. The kind of of assholes who cheer when opposing players suffer what appears to be serious injury. I mean, it was Michael Irvin, but still…

You’ve probably noticed some of them trolling around these parts this week, hurling insults at no one in particular. If you’re going to be at Lambeau this weekend, there will surely be one of them willing to fight you. Also for no reason.

Why this aggression? Well, probably for the same reason Vikings fans are such stupid chumps. The Eagles don’t win shit. They haven’t won a championship since 1960, which obviously means they’ve never won a Super Bowl.

That’s 50-plus years of being not quite good enough.

At any rate, here’s four minutes of pure stupid.

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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33 Comments

  1. BZ in BA November 14, 2014

    That’s probably not very good for the street (rolling heavy machinery over it), but then again it’s Philadelphia (the second dirtiest city in America after Detroit), so who gives a shit….

  2. Dick Butkus November 14, 2014

    The only football stadium in the NFL which had to install a judge so they could try people right at the stadium. It was costing the city too much money to transport all of the arrestees to the jail. These guys are the biggest pricks in the NFL.

  3. Howard November 14, 2014

    I think the dip shit called it a steam roller. Not sure because it is not worth seeing again. I was really surprised the rats were not out there eating the cheese as they put it down. Oh and let’s not forget they though snowballs at Santa clause those tough guys. Whoooo. I did think it was interesting that the main dip shit when he bent over next to the ladies said it stunk down there.

  4. Tucson Packer November 14, 2014

    Just another example of a team that isn’t even in our Division and certainly not our rival, get all excited and pumped up to play our Packers not because of the majesty of the Eagles, but because of the Packers storied and proud history, not to mention the run of recent and current success.

  5. Cheese November 14, 2014

    Isn’t their QB Mark Sanchez?

  6. Dick Butkus November 14, 2014

    The ass-fumbler.

  7. Chad Lundberg November 14, 2014

    Nice post, but seriously Monty? You criticize when other teams laugh at injured players, but you’ll constantly gloat about when a Vikings player gets injured?

  8. E. Wolf November 14, 2014

    These people should all be killed.

  9. E. Wolf November 14, 2014

    You know, seeing someone TRY to deface that sacred, illustrious oval g symbol instills in me murderous rage–not unlike someone burning the flag in front of a certain type of veteran or others who are excessively patriot. Did anyone else notice that that oval symbol remained untouched after this stupid stunt. I still would love to take an icepick and stab it that man’s ear–if only I were smart enough to find a way to do it and get away with it Alas.

  10. Abe Frohman November 14, 2014

    Stay Classy San Diego….I mean Philly.

  11. Mr. Hankey November 14, 2014

    That sure doesn’t seem very Christmasy…

  12. Fry November 14, 2014

    There’s something wrong with wanting The Pleamaker to injured? Not sure if serious…

  13. Shawn Neuser November 14, 2014

    Honestly, I cheered my ass off when Michael Irvin went down. The severity of the injury made no difference. If he had been shot by a sniper, i would have cheered.
    The only people who didn’t cheer, to my knowledge, were the coke dealers and prostitutes of Dallas.

    1. rebelgb November 14, 2014

      Exactly!!

  14. IGGLES November 14, 2014

    E-A-G-L-E-S!!!!!!!!!! Our team is SUPERIOR to your team, and fuck your history that shit’s in the past. Our’s is just starting.

    1. Cheese November 14, 2014

      Our history is in the past?? You don’t say….
      Yours is just starting? Pretty sure the Eagles have been around for about 81 years.

    2. Packer Bob November 15, 2014

      E-A-G-L-E-S SUCK SUCK SUCK!!

    3. tenjersey November 16, 2014

      30-3…. not even half.

    4. Adam November 16, 2014

      No, fuck your bitch-made Pigeons. Go tell your weak ass team to put up some points. Bitch.

    5. E. Wolf November 16, 2014

      Rest in piss you piece of shit subhuman vermin. REST IN PISS!

    6. Adan November 16, 2014

      They turned away from the game in my local market half way through the 3rd quarter because your fucking team sucks so hard. I can’t even finish watching Green Bay rape your team because Fox says I’d be a witness to a murder.

      Birch.

  15. Vijay November 14, 2014

    Just tweeted this out to TJ Lang and Josh Sutton who are active on Twitter. Nice bulletin board material!

  16. bryan November 15, 2014

    “Your history is…in the… Past”
    hmm what an insightful quote from Iggles, who’s obviously an eagles fan. Listen Iggles, I feel for you and your entire fan base; die hard fans of a team that’s never won anything… And to make matters worse, your half-decent starting quarterback is out, and a back-up quarterback nicknamed ‘butt fumble’ is in, ouch. You must feel extremely nervous going into Sunday, that is why your talking in circles on a packer blog..

  17. Lynn Fuckin' Dickey November 15, 2014

    My history is in the future. Ironically my future is in my present.

  18. IGGLES November 16, 2014

    That’s alright New England will destroy you in your house you bunch of faggots.

    1. Adam November 16, 2014

      Cry. You pussy hurt bitch.

    2. Adam November 16, 2014

      You came here talking shit and your weak ass team got their ass beat. Take your loss like a man and own it, don’t go rooting for another team, you bitch.

  19. tenjersey November 16, 2014

    53

  20. IGGLES November 16, 2014

    Fuck you faggot, we are still better.

    1. Adam November 16, 2014

      Sure proved it today huh? You sure you know how football works, bitch?

  21. tenjersey November 16, 2014

    good one.

  22. IGGLES November 16, 2014

    You aren’t gonna win shit this year. The Patriots are dangerous, we run the NFC, and the Lions will own you. BITCH

    1. Adam November 16, 2014

      Do all Eagles fans abandon ship and bandwagon other teams when their shit talking backfires, or just you?