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Olivia Munn is Trying to Move In

Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers

Ohhhhhhhh good! Olivia Munn is trying to move in.

And by in I mean to Wisconsin, and with Aaron Rodgers.

Has he sanctioned this? No idea, but we’re pretty sure his balls are now kept in a Mason Jar next to the furnace, so he probably doesn’t have a say.

So, Olivia, who we know to be a horrible, despicable person, told Good Housekeeping about her plans to infiltrate Green Bay.

“A lot of people are trying to scare me away from Green Bay, telling me how cold it’s going to be. I just think two things: 1) I’ll get a warmer coat; 2) You must not know how much I love staying at home. I’m not a party girl. I like to shop online. I don’t have to leave my house!”

Maybe those people just don’t want you there?

This reminds me of another Olivia Munn story that has been relayed to me. The one about how, we’re not quite sure why, but she’s always trying to trade up when it comes to men and she’s also always getting dumped.

I don’t really know the list of her past boyfriends and I don’t really give a shit, although I know Chris Pine was among them.

Basically, much like her career, she’s always looking to move up a rung. She must find a higher-profile guy than the last one. I don’t know if it gets much higher than QB1, so maybe she’s done looking for the next, best thing.

That being said, it has also been pointed out to me that she can never hang onto any of these dudes. Eventually, maybe they figure out what we already have. Or they’re not blinded by that pussy. Or what have you.

So we’re just waiting for the other shoe to drop here.

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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12 Comments

  1. E. Wolf November 26, 2014

    Hey Monty,

    You never really specified exactly what she did to the “little people underlings” who assist her. Would love to hear the dirt.

  2. Shawn Neuser November 26, 2014

    Awesome. Maybe I’ll see her around sometime. Maybe at Piggly Wiggly or Chives (not that I can afford to eat there).

  3. pf4l November 26, 2014

    Yea, we’d all love to hear more gossip..oops, i meant dirt.

    I always wondered where Monty finds his inside information. It’s not just The National Inquirer or People magazine, it seems he’s branching out by reading Good Housekeeping. cant wait for the next article: The pros and cons of drapes vs blinds.

    Keep up the good work my friend.

  4. Frank November 26, 2014

    She has not seem to be a very nice person based on her tweets and old interviews. She seems crass and says things just to get approval from whoever her audience is. If she thinks the audience is teen boys, she talks like a pervert idiot teen boy. Her Letterman interview mocking her ex-boyfriend’s homeland and family was very quickly followed by their breakup. Coincidence?

    The racist things she says about the Asian culture is truly baffling and ignorant. How can she not see that as a minority person that there are so few good Asian role models in American culture that she can’t yet afford to bash on that group, especially as a member of it? I am always fascinated by wealthy famous people who do not know how to come off as likable. Can’t they afford therapy and PR coaching? Do they get that is how they get jobs or sell things? I don’t mean be liked by everyone b/c you have no personality, but at least come off as someone who is not a mean spirited ignorant person (and no, telling people you are smart and sexy doesn’t make it so, that’s call narcissism and delusional). She and Aaron at least share that mean sense of humor where they put people down and think that b/c they are joking that it’s OK. It’s easy to be nice to people of higher status than you, but how you treat people who are lower is your true character. I’m just bummed that I really want our QB to happy and she is not a very nice person in public. Can you imagine how she acts in private and to underlings?

  5. Savage57 November 27, 2014

    Someone needs to arrange an intervention. AR is obviously suffering from ‘pussy blindness’ and ‘gash denial’. This skank’ll attach that sucker and ride him until the lights begin to fade and the waiver period on the pre-nup expires.

    Don’t do it, Aaron. With that hard-drive memory you have, you’ll spend the rest of your life replaying ‘what the fuck was I thinking?’ when this thing crashes like a meteor and the bitch has moved on to the next BBD.

    Fact is, YOU aren’t doing the thinking, junior is.

  6. Lisa November 27, 2014

    Who cares what he does in his personal life….he just needs to win us another Superbowl. If Munn helps that out, then Welcome to Green Bay Olivia!!

    1. Shawn Neuser November 27, 2014

      Wow, wisdom. You have come to the wrong place.

  7. pf4l November 27, 2014

    Happy Thanksgiving People.

    Now let me say this. Most of you seem to have a problem with a NFL football player and who he chooses to date in his personal life, based on tweets, gossip, what Monty has “heard” on the streets, or whatever other highly reliable sources you have.

    So….What should we do to get “involved” to fix this obvious case of very bad judgement from Aaron Rodgers. May i offer some suggestions?

    A) Should we make up a petition for him to dump her?

    B) E-mail the powers to be at 1265 Lombardi Ave. and demand that they put pressure on Rodgers, or possibly arrange an intervention in the Atrium where all of us wise fans who dont know any of the partys involved personally, can express our deep concern over this Lady he spends time with and convince Rodgers to leave her as soon as possible (for his own good)?

    C) Quit gossiping like teenage girls about people you don’t even know, or have any basis to judge them, thinking YOU know what’s best for them. Or…Just wish our SB winning MVP, future HOF QB the best of luck and hope he is happy?

    If you chose C. You would be correct.

    1. therealChuckywasCecil November 28, 2014

      Thank you for this

  8. John Masters November 28, 2014

    Olivia Munn is keeping him happy. He is winning games. She is not embarrassing Green Bay, the Team, or him.
    Yes, she has a wicked sense of humor, and often jokes about things most people would fear to bring up. Her Asian upbringing (Asian tiger-mom and raised in Tokyo) makes her quick to pounce on a joke, sometimes crossing the bounds of political correctness.
    But, in the end, it is her quick-witted sense of humor that made me a fan and her acting is a joy to behold.
    In short, my friends: Be nice to Miss Munn. If you scare her off our favorite QB might get a tad unhappy… and no one wants THAT!

  9. Frank November 29, 2014

    There’s a reason none of his brothers follow her on Twitter. The amount of vitriol from past co-workers is not made up and is more than normal. I truly don’t think he’s w/ her if he didn’t need to quiet the gay rumors and she’s a huge fame you know what and she will make sure that they are all over the gossip columns. It’s been her MO – ask Chris Pine & Mathew Morrison who dumped her over that. Ask Jessica Biel how she feels about Olivia cheating with her husband. If you share her mean and ignorant sense of humor. Sad for our world, but this a comment section and you are welcome to yours. Others can also comment on whatever we like. Who are you (except a hypocrite) to say that we shouldn’t talk about her and therefore telling us what to do b/c telling other what to do is wrong? Start w/ yourself. You have your opinions that we don’t agree with and we have ours.

    I am embarrassed by her skanky pictures, desperate fame clamoring ways and sometimes ignorant sense of humor. As far as I know it’s OK to say that in a comment section. Obviously other people are going to do whatever they want, we’re just making observations on it. It’s not called the “only positive, kiss a behind comment section or the others can only say what will please you comment section.”

  10. pf4l November 29, 2014

    So……..You keep track of who Aaron Rodger’s brothers follow and dont follow on twitter? Really?

    You wrote you don’t think Rodgers would be with her other than to quiet down the “gay rumors? Is that to mean you think Rodgers is gay? Or are you actually “privy” to why he is dating her?

    I don’t know who Chris Pine or Mathew Morrison are, or who broke up with who. But then again, i don’t read gossip magazines or watch gossip tv shows. NOT, that there’s anything wrong with that if that’s what your into.

    I barely know who Jessica Biel is, and i sure as shit don’t know who is sleeping with her husband.

    With that said, you are correct, people can have their opinions. But i’m guessing there are other websites that specialize in Hollywood starlett gossip. I have a feeling you already know that though.

    Good day Sir.