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Jordy Nelson is on the Cover of SI

Jordy Nelson

That’s Sports Illustrated to you oldsters out there. And Green Bay Packers receiver Jordy Nelson is on the cover of this week’s issue, in which they call him the NFL’s most dangerous deep threat.

But what makes him the NFL’s most dangerous deep threat? Well, because he’s white, of course!

White guys can’t run fast!

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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6 Comments

  1. pf4l November 25, 2014

    Wow, Breaking News!!!! Great reporting as usual Monty. You must have great sources.

    Who says white men cant jump?

    Jordy!!!!!

  2. ferris November 25, 2014

    Beat the Jinx!!!!

  3. Ed west November 25, 2014

    Is it a two word article? Aaron Rodgers…

  4. Tucson Packer November 26, 2014

    Its obviously because he is from Kansas, Obviously.

  5. Arcturus November 26, 2014

    Beats the hell out of the dumber than shit local ads for, I think Bellin Hospital? With Jordy sitting on a couch with a CGI cape flapping behind him and some dumb broad not wanting to eat popcorn that comes from her own husband? Who the fuck makes these local ads? Another horrible example is the barely functional McCarthy yelling “challenge!” every time for some local cell phone company. My god, spend some money people.

  6. Organicbuzz November 27, 2014

    Jordy is Cream of the crop when it refers to NFL receivers. Eh?