Jabari Price may just be a rookie, but he already has the look of a Minnesota Vikings’ legend, joining such greats as Onterrio Smith, Bryant McKinnie and Randy Moss.
In other words, complete and total dopes who don’t know their heads from their ass.
Price was watching himself some Forrest Gump on Saturday. He was very confused by Lt. Dan. First he had legs. Then he didn’t!
Do Lieutenant Dan have legs in real life? #ForestGump #Questionsthatneedanswers
— Jabari Price (@JayPrice04) November 1, 2014
It was then explained that Gary Sinise, who played Lt. Dan, does indeed have legs.
@Thunder_1985 so where did his legs go during Forest Gump?
— Jabari Price (@JayPrice04) November 1, 2014
It probably should be noted that Price went to North Carolina, where attending class is optional. Like I said, the perfect Minnesota Viking.
By the way, those turds beat that team from D.C. today. Way to go, Bob Griffin!
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