Jabari Price is the Perfect Minnesota Viking
Jabari Price may just be a rookie, but he already has the look of a Minnesota Vikings’ legend, joining such greats as Onterrio Smith, Bryant McKinnie and Randy Moss.
In other words, complete and total dopes who don’t know their heads from their ass.
Price was watching himself some Forrest Gump on Saturday. He was very confused by Lt. Dan. First he had legs. Then he didn’t!
Do Lieutenant Dan have legs in real life? #ForestGump #Questionsthatneedanswers
— Jabari Price (@JayPrice04) November 1, 2014
It was then explained that Gary Sinise, who played Lt. Dan, does indeed have legs.
@Thunder_1985 so where did his legs go during Forest Gump?
— Jabari Price (@JayPrice04) November 1, 2014
It probably should be noted that Price went to North Carolina, where attending class is optional. Like I said, the perfect Minnesota Viking.
By the way, those turds beat that team from D.C. today. Way to go, Bob Griffin!
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There is no cure for dumb. Maybe the answer should have been yes he do have legs.
“Yes he do have legs. They just be little bitty legs and shit”.
Holy shit! This dudes Twitter account had to be hacked, because nobody can be that dumb, can they?
But if it didn’t, and he is, then he’s playing on the perfect team for him.
Skol, Vikings!
I think you have to sit Price down,and with compassion explain to him that Tom and Jerry, the road Runner, and Spongbob Squarepants are not real. If that does not work and it probably will not then the next step is explain that even though all the Vikings fans and players believe they will win the Super Bowl each year it is just make believe. It will never happen. That should jar some reality into the young man.
He probably thinks that the Sun revolves around the Erf.
It’s worth noticing that he doesn’t even know how to spell the title of the movie he’s watching.