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There Are Green Bay Packers in Pitch Perfect 2

Pitch Perfect 2

Some people are obsessed with the movie Pitch Perfect. So much so that, at one time I said, I should watch this to see what all the fuss is about.

I did not make it more than 20 minutes in. That movie is fucking awful. Unwatchable tripe.

It’s about a cappella singing competitions that just break out in random places, as far as I could tell. Like — walking down a dark alley? Sing off!

I imagine it’s to singing what Bring it On is to cheerleading. And no, I did not watch that garbage dump of a film, despite my enjoyment of cheerleaders.

But look, naturally there would be a Pitch Perfect 2. Because if we know anything about Hollywood, it’s that if something is successful, then it is to be recycled over and over and over again.

This one also stars Anna Kendrick and… Clay Matthews, David Bakhtiari, T.J. Lang, Josh Sitton and Don Barclay.

Yeah, you read that right.

Okay, those guys don’t actually star in the picture, but they are in it. It appears they are singing in one of the random sing offs. They have a nice little routine too. Rip sleeves off Clay’s jacket at beginning of performance! Rawr!

Really, what the fuck is going on here?

Jason Wilde speculates that the offensive linemen’s constant Tweets about Pitch Perfect and Bakhtiari actually asking one of the stars if the offensive line could be in the movie made this happen.

Anyway, we know you’re dying to see this. Check out the trailer and watch for these clowns around the 1 minute mark.

Now, here’s the real question. Which one of these wide bodies do you think boned Rebel Wilson?

My money is on T.J. Lang. If anybody likes to go hogging, it’s T.J. Lang.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. BZ in BA November 20, 2014

    “Now, here’s the real question. Which one of these wide bodies do you think boned Rebel Wilson?”

    I am sure she would be a very memorable experience. Tons of fun!

  2. MGP November 20, 2014

    Rebel Wilson plus T.J. Lang?!

    There are beds strong enough for that?!

  3. Packer Bob November 20, 2014

    That movies sucks. Put on Transformers 4. I wanna see some shit ‘sploding. ‘MERICA!!

  4. guysocke November 20, 2014

    Guys, do not waste your time watching the trailer. You guessed it – not a single Oval G to be seen or heard. Definitely going to wait for DVD on this one. Now excuse me while I pitch an Oval G feature film to my Hollywood contacts.

  5. UpNorth November 20, 2014

    Don’t forget Aaron’s little brother Jordon thrown in there also.

  6. Shawn Neuser November 20, 2014


    Should have gotten A-Rodge though…

  7. Nacho dan November 20, 2014

    That looks horrible. Douche chills.

  8. Vijay November 21, 2014

    But DAT a$$ on Anna Kendrick… Damn son!!!

    1. MGP November 21, 2014

      Damn right…

  9. nurseratchett November 21, 2014

    Oh, my….

    I haven’t seen wither of them but based on the comments, big girls need love too!

    I might have to add this to my Netflix cue. I’m sure it will be out on DVD quickly.

    1. nurseratchett November 21, 2014

      *either….dang my typos lately. might need a ct scan!

  10. reality tea November 22, 2014

    Thank God Aaron wasn’t involved in this embarrassment.