The hype machine for Sunday’s matchup between the Green Bay Packers and New England Patriots is fully cranked up because, super-aweseome sports media! Woooooooooo!
One of the super-awesome subplots of the game will be Packers quarterback Aaron Rogers vs. Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, even though they’ll never be on the field at the same time.
They will be dueling like a couple of gunslingers meeting in the middle of town at sundown though. Or something…
Fortunately, this is not lost on super-awesome sports media folks, who have ALL KINDS of compelling questions.
Like, “Tom, do you prefer a loofa or a washcloth?”
Brady is clearly a loofa guy, but that’s not the point here. One of these super-smart media hacks flung a question that went something like this at Patriots coach Bill Belichick today.
“Can you talk about the similarities between Brady and Rodgers?”
No, Grumblelord could not talk about that. At least in any substantive way because that’s for media hacks like you to do, media hack. And so we got this.
“They both wear No. 12,” Belichick said.
Bam! That’s exactly correct and really, the only similarity that needs to be discussed.
It isn’t quite there, but this game is taking on a level of media idiocy close to that of the Super Bowl. Thank god it’s only a few days away now and not another week out.
I don’t think I could take anymore of the over-analysis of shit that doesn’t matter.
Tomorrow: What each quarterback ate for Thanksgiving and who shit first.
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Perfect photo….
Perfect final thoughts….
Both #12’s have their poster on DD’s bedroom wall?
I laughed when I read this
They are both from NorCal, and Rodgers is way more humble than that pretty boy douche.
they both wear 12!!! hahahahaha!!
They both banged super models.
but only one of them was dumb enough to marry one
Yea…What a loser.
Uh yeah, who would be dumb enough to marry a woman that made $48 million last year.
How can anyone even think of Tom Brady as a good person? The man is a mega douche. He got beaten by Eli FUCKING Manning TWICE. Jesus christ you have to feel stupid being beaten by Peyton’s younger more dumb brother.
Dude…. seriously? You ARE aware Rodgers lost to Eli a few times too dont you??? Including a playoff game????
Who’s the mega douche?
The similarity that may have had a small part in development of both as QB’s is there football idol was Joe Montana.
Yeah they both grew up near San Francisco as kids. They were both spurned by the 49ers as well.
Belichick in the picture looks like he is saying ” if one of you fu—ers call me grandpa I’ll kill you.”
Do they even ask questions anymore? All these reporters ever say to players is “talk about (fill in the blank).” That’s not a question that’s an order.
Yeah…. (Lynch style)
Belichick is a great couch & 1 of about 6 coaches I know i’d like leading my team. McCarthy is one also & i’ll take Big Mike.
& it’s hard to hate on Brady…dude just goes out there & gets it done. No pizza, Buick, forehead shots from Brady like there is Peyton Manning.
I think most of the Brady hate is envy, the guy just has it all. No doubt he’s worked his ass off to get where he is and has earned it, but since when has that stopped the green monster?
It is hard to HATE Brady. Not hate on. Please eschew the ebonics. Thankee thankee.
You’re so fucking annoying…
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Much like an English teacher holding the line.
Much like an asshole english teacher that doesn’t use proper sentences when correcting you.
Or, more like a dolt that thinks people will think he’s intelligent because he uses a handful of less-than-commonly used words on a fucking chat board.
I eschew people like you as much as possible because you’re annoying as fuck.
Silly rabbit, you can break the rules when you know the rules.
Yeah where were all those Brady fanboys in 1996? or before 2001? No where to be found, and if you have lived in New England the Patriots fans are the biggest bunch of bandwagon fans ever.