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Aaron Rodgers was Not Trolling

Aaron Rodgers Grape Crush

Well, this moronic fucking controversy can be put to rest. Aaron Rodgers says he was not trying to be funny, send a message or troll the Minnesota Vikings by drinking a Grape Crush during his post-game press conference on Sunday.

“Seven years. To all the idiot trolls out there, seven years,” Rodgers said. “PBJ and Grape or Orange Crush. It’s been grape for the last five, the first couple years it was orange or grape. Seven years.”

What’s he blathering on about there? The fact that he eats a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and drinks a Grape Crush after every game. Like a five-year-old…

It isn’t clear if his mommy packs those in his knapsack for him or if they are provided by the Packers.

“Anybody who knows, any of the local media or anybody who’s seen me after a game, I’m always carrying that around with me. That’s probably the only soda that I ever drink – right after the game, when you’ve got to get those nutrients back with you,” Rodgers said. “So that’s my post-game [snack] – PBJ and the Grape Crush. I do like it, contrary to anybody who thinks I was trolling anything. It’s absolutely ridiculous. It’s comical.

“I don’t do those kind of things.”

Lots of nutrients in soda. If you consider sugar and sodium to be nutrients.

Clearly, the perfect post-game drink.

Really though, let’s think about this for a second. Aaron Rodgers drinks Grape Crush after every game for seven years and this is the first time he’s taken a bottle to his post-game presser AND it just happened to be after beating the Minnesota Vikings?

Awfully fucking coincidental.

Not that I give a shit about this nonsense, but I find it hard to believe the guy who remembers who didn’t like his arm strength nine years ago didn’t think there would be any significance associated with where and when he drank his Grape Crush.

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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8 Comments

  1. Nacho dan November 25, 2014

    Rodgers is to classy to do that on purpose. It’s like picking on a retard when your talking about the Vikings. Now if he eats clam chowder at the podium after next weeks win…

  2. Savage57 November 25, 2014

    Betcha the ‘got milk’ guys are about shitting themselves over this little nugget. AR not drinking good ol’ milk and growing a giant phlegm glob before his pressers?

    “When Johnny Jolly told me about that purple drank, I was like fuckin A! – it’s on, ho bitches.”

  3. Mr. Hankey November 25, 2014

    Ground Breaking Stuff. Thank you.

  4. Marshawn Lynch November 25, 2014

    Yeah.

  5. Vijay November 26, 2014

    Let’s not make this into a Favre watch level controversy. Be like the police at a crime scene (unless it’s in Ferguson)—“nothing to see here folks, time to move on”.

    1. Mr. Hankey November 26, 2014

      Tasteless joke.

  6. [email protected] November 26, 2014

    OMG Monty, you must be REALLY bored…..

  7. Organicbuzz November 27, 2014

    He is sticking it to the purple people eaters and being coy about it. That is part of being a competitor. Go Pack Go!! Think Aaron and Belachek would work well together?