After defeating the Minnesota Vikings on Sunday, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers decided he was going to drink some Grape Crush during his press conference.
Well, of course the Internet exploded.
BECA– — USE THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS ARE PURPLE! AND THAT SODA IS PURPLE! AND IT”S CALLED CRUSH!
Yes indeed. Was Rodgers making a subtle joke there because the Packers had just beaten the Vikings?
He probably was. Because it’s fucking illegal to drink Grape Crush at a post-game press conference if you play in the NFL. Certainly Rodgers knew that, which means he knows he’s going to get fined.
The NFL has a contract with Pepsi. Pepsi does not make Grape Crush. Therefore, Grape Crush can not be seen at any sort of NFL event.
Or face the wrath of the Ginger Hammer!
So just like Bob Griffin getting fined for covering up a Nike logo or that cock Colin Kaepernick getting fined for wearing Beats by Dre, Rodgers is going to have to pay for drinking a bottle of Grape Crush.
The makers of Grape Crush do not line the NFL’s pockets! You will pay for daring to have a mind of your own, Rodgers!
After all, NFL law is supreme law. Higher than even the courts. Just ask Adrian Peterson.