How did Minnesota Vikings defensive tackle Tom Johnson spend his weekend after his team got slaughtered by the Green Bay Packers? Why, up in the club, of course!
Wait, I totally know where this is going. I’ve heard this story a bunch of times before, you’re certainly thinking.
Well, not quite like this.
Yes, Minnesota Vikings players will never learn nothing good happens in the club when you’re a professional athlete. Because they’re Vikings. They’re just that dumb. So they’ll keep hanging out in the club.
And they’ll keep doing stupid shit in the club. Again, because they’re Vikings. They’re just that dumb.
What did Johnson do?
Refused to leave after closing time.
Why? Who knows, but he was repeatedly asked to leave and wouldn’t, so the cops came and pepper sprayed him and then Tasered his dumb ass.
According to the police report, the 30-year-old Johnson was repeatedly told to leave the building and he refused. When he resisted officers, they used a chemical irritant on him and forced him outside. Once outside, he was uncooperative and police used a stun gun on him.
What a stupid fuck. But would you expect anything less?
No. No you wouldn’t.
Johnson will be arraigned on disorderly conduct and trespassing charges on Oct. 17.