Remember when the Green Bay Packers were 1-2 and we were all up in arms because the defense was its usual sucky self and the offense was worse than that? That’s when one of Aaron Rodgers’ handlers came up with the infamous relax line for Aaron to say, Aaron practiced it in the mirror a bunch of times and then went on his radio show was like, “Hey, fans — R-E-L-A-X.”
And we rejoiced, not because we thought the Packers were anything other than garbage, but because unlike the Chicago Bears, we have a quarterback who can spell.
Anyway, the Packers have been on a roll since then, which also coincides with the day that Rodgers apparently pulled his head out of his ass.
What Rodgers’ “R-E-L-A-X” proclamation meant was actually, “Relax. I have pulled my head out from the area in between my butt cheeks and promise to start throwing touchdowns again.”
And so it goes.
But yeah, some weisenheimer did a cutout of R-E-L-A-X and taped it to the facade inside of Lambeau Field yesterday. There it is right there below the club seats. Well done, smart guy!
Now, for your daily dose of homoeroticism, Frankie Goes to Hollywood!
(TBL)
Holy Shit is that video terrible.
Damn, you beat me to the punch
Since Seattle, Aaron Rodgers has 18 TDs and NO picks; that’s all taht needs to be said. Thank you and good day.
Fuckin-A Phat ….
Sums it up
The RELAX sentiment is stellar. Since then, I’ve summoned some zen recordings onto my iPod. I now meditate in the AM for 10 minutes at a time. I drink Earl Gray Tea & bird watch. I watch my Packer replays on DVR muted during the week & it plays to the sounds of the jungle & ocean breeze. I sit on the toilet for an extra 5 minutes even after i’m finished & continue on with my Wall Street Journal articles. All thanks to Aaron Rodgers’ California cool.
Yay, my children, the 4 game win stream is upon us. Let us now use this comment section to reflect upon our seeds of doubts planted by 2 tough, early road losses.
The Bears Still Suck.
may I point out something that may have been over looked – our first series, Rodgers slips and gets sacked for 10 yd loss on 1st down. 2nd down, 8 yd completion. It is 3rd and 12, on appx our 28. Rodgers hard counts the defense offsides not once, but twice in a row! And the second one is the Panthers best defensive player. We now have 3rd and 2, Rodgers scrambles for 3 and a first down. Next play = 59 yd TD to Nelson. That is 10 free yards and a much easier 3rd down conversion. We score on the possession and never looked back. Awesome!
The R E L A X was the best line since his post game presser in Houston after destroying the Texans a few years back. “Shhhhhhh, we’re back” he said
We have arguably the best quarterback in the league right now and this article mimics him.
“practiced in the mirror a bunch of times” “we have a quarterback who can spell” “pulled his head out of his ass”
This disaster of a human being has thrown 18 td’s with 1 int. and on his way to possibly his second MVP year.
Between this article and the previous “Buffoon” piece” I am out. The negativity is beyond reasonable.
Enjoy the rest of the season, Monty.
mocks, not mimics
therealChuckywasCecil: THANK YOU! My sentiments exactly.