I am not pointing at myself with two thumbs. No, but of course there are still plenty of Adrian Peterson fans out there. Because… skol, or some stupid shit like that.
So child abuser Adrian Peterson made a court appearance on Wednesday. He’s going to be pleading not guilty, by the way.
In attendance were a bunch of news crews and this guy dressed up as a mascot. That looks like a cougar to us, but we found out it’s actually a wildcat. What does that have to do with Adrian Peterson?
The wildcat is the mascot for Palestine High School, which is where he played high school ball in Teh-ha.
So there was the one AP supporter, being a cat, carrying a Free AP sign.
Football! Woooooooo!
Maybe he’s just giving away AP?
Probably a disoriented lions fan who was blinded by the laser dude at the Bills game. He thought he was writing free ass.
Good one Howard….
Thanks fir the laughs…