Remember when Randall Cobb jumped in the stands after scoring against Carolina and got a big gob of ketchup on his right shoulder courtesy of some overzealous fan?
Of course you do.
Naturally, the marketing geniuses at Clorox saw an opportunity there. An opportunity to build an ad campaign around Cobb.
— Randall Cobb (@rcobb18) October 25, 2014
Nobody puts ketchup on the Cobb, yo!
Plenty of puns crammed in one very small space. The only way we could get any dumber is if our pitchman had an idiotically goofy grin on his face…