Yeah, you read that right. Brett Favre has let himself grow. Not go. Grow!
Let’s be honest, he’s let himself go too. At least when it comes to standards.
This is one of those commercials you get offered and then you say thanks, but no thanks. Well, at least if you have standards. Not old Lord Favre. Someone throws a pile of money at him and he’s fucking in, goddamit!
And so, just as we learned about Joe Theismann’s disgusting pissing problem and that Terry Bradshaw’s fat ass lost 32 pounds with Nutrisystem, we have now also learned how Brett Favre grooms himself.
That nightmare you had about Brett trimming his nose hair. It’s REAL!