Aaron Rodgers says the Green Bay Packers early-season suckassedness is nothing to worry about.
Of course, if I were the main reason that something was awful, I’d tell you there’s nothing to worry about too. Or maybe I’d blame someone else, like Buffoon did earlier this week.
Either way, the Packers suck, but the two main guys responsible for that sucking have it all figured out and everything is going to be fine.
“Five letters here, just for everybody out there in Packerland: R-E-L-A-X. Relax,” Rodgers said on his radio show. “We’re going to be fine.”
How long do you think he practiced that? Probably said it in the mirror several times right before going on air.
We’re glad Rodgers is so calm about how awful he’s playing. Probably easy to be calm when you refuse to shoulder any blame. Yeah, that’s right. Rodgers is blaming the shit show on the game plan.
“We’re not playing fast enough on offense,” Rodgers said.
“That defense (the Lions) wasn’t tired at all, and they played like they weren’t tired. Running the no-huddle, you want to tire a team out. The hope is that they’ll become more undisciplined when they get tired, and they’ll have more lapses in coverages or assignments when they’re tired.”
Yes, if they would have been tired, well, look out! Then we would of got them good!
Never mind that there were two guys who were just signed off the street playing in that secondary. Never mind that the Lions’ secondary isn’t even good when they’re at full strength.
Most elite quarterbacks would have taken advantage of those facts.
The Packers have to get the opposition tired out though. Then it will finally all fall into place!