The Detroit Lions have some cheerleaders, but not real cheerleaders. No, I don’t say that because a bunch of broads from Detroit can’t be cheerleaders, I say that because they’re not official cheerleaders.
The Detroit Pride are a rogue bunch of broads that are not associated with the shitshow that is the Detroit Lions. However, they still show up and cheer for and about shit, such as the Lions.
Now, the cheerleader-loving Kelly Hayes brought up an important point to me last night. “Where in the fuck are the cheerleaders this year?” he asked in a stern tone.
Well, a good question, that is. Have I become so preoccupied with life’s trivial details that I have forgotten what’s really important?
As I ponder this and other deep questions, I give you — and you, Kelly Hayes — the best of the 2014 Detroit Pride.
And remember, they’re just a bunch of broads from Detroit. But, if you were blind in one eye, they could totally be the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.
Am I right?!
Well done Detroit Pride. I guarantee there’s a Brandi and a Madison on the team
Wolfie’s nuttin’ his drawers over the plain, Flo-looking bitch with the supersize lipstick tube.
Nothin’ there to look at really. You’d think a city that big might have some smokin’ poon in a population of 4 million.
Thanks a fucking lot, Monty. Here I thought there was gonna be some premium quality gash gracing this page. Sheesh, I might as well go read Shawn’s scintillating football nerd shit .
She does not compare with the lovely Flo–at all.
“Lexi” is pretty fine though.
#’s 104 and 118 have got it goin’ on! Some of the others were OK. The blonde with bright red lipstick doesn’t do it for me at all.
Are these gals the reason the Packers just laid a huge turd in Detroit?
Detroit Cheerleaders Only part of THAT game worth watching…
Flashback to pre-gunslinger dark ages…
If #52 goes down w groin packers go 8-8 at best….