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Josh Sitton Still Thinks the Lions are Scumbags

Ndamukong Suh stomp

And he’s right.

The Green Bay Packers have their first matchup of the season with the Detroit Lions on Sunday. We don’t possess near the hatred for them as we do the Minnesota Vikings and, to a lesser degree, the Chicago Bears, mostly because the Lions are pretty much an eternal laughingstock.

Remember that meltdown down the stretch last season? Had the division won and then totally shit the bed!

That is SO Detroit Lions!

Anyway, that’s not to suggest the Lions aren’t dislikable. I mean, they employ probably the biggest piece of shit in the entire NFL in Ndamukong Suh.

Seriously, that guy is an unaccountable fuck who believes the rules do not apply to him and he just might stomp on your throat if you disagree with him. That’s probably why he gets to play in Detroit.

The karma of being a loser forever is just what that shitstain deserves.

At any rate, Packers guard Josh Sitton had some harsh words about the Lions before their Thanksgiving matchup last season. He called their defense a bunch of scumbags.

Now, speaking of shitting the bed, the Packers went out and did just that in the game following Sitton’s comments.

But the Lions defense is pretty much the same and so are Sitton’s feelings about them. However, he was a bit more diplomatic this time around, saying “it’s pretty much the same defense; it’s very similar,” then pleading the fifth when asked if that meant they were still a bunch of scumbags.

As long as Ndamukong Suh is part of the equation, then we would agree. The answer is an unequivocal yes.

A bunch of scumbags.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Joe September 18, 2014

    The Lions, especially under Schwarz, reminded me of the Packers under Forrest Gregg. But Suh would be a scumbag no matter who coached him. He’s a man-child with no self control. Wait, that describes the whole Lions organization under Schwarz. From what I can see, Stafford is just not learning/maturing and relies way too much on Megatron. I think until and if that gets fixed, Lions are doomed to .500 ball at best.

  2. Joe September 18, 2014

    Is it true that Cam Newton referred to Ndamukong Suh as “Donkey Kong Suh”?

  3. The Money Mik September 18, 2014

    Scumbag or not, I’d like to have Suh on our defense right now…FA Ted? Don’t think any of our stars haven’t had their fare share of bullshit covered up, Suh just gets caught. Go Pack.

    1. Andy September 18, 2014

      Totally agree, he’s a badass player, even if he is a cockhead. But lets be honest, these days which pro player is not an asshole? The standard these days is not being arested for beating on a woman or child.

    2. Cheese September 18, 2014

      And then Capers can toss him at outside linebacker with the rest of the D lineman.

  4. Stan Gable September 18, 2014

    We had the biggest scumbag on the planet with Ogre. But you know what, the guy was a bad ass on the field and knew how to party.

  5. Phatgzus September 18, 2014

    I don’t like Suh the person one bit, but I’m pretty sure there are a number of far worse people in the NFL than he, at least 4 come instantly to mind.

  6. knucklehead September 18, 2014

    I’d take Suh for our D-Line in a fucking New York minute.

  7. knucklehead September 18, 2014

    Cheese:”And then Capers can toss him at outside linebacker with the rest of the D lineman.”

    Haha priceless. Couldn’t agree more. I’ve never forgotten what that twink did to my homeboy Campman.

  8. snlt September 19, 2014

    You guys really are total “packers”!