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Check Out Old Man Brett Favre

You were probably wondering what Old Man Brett Favre is up to these days, other than sorting through his regrets, growing large amounts of facial hair and defining real Green Bay Packers fans.

Well, he’s working out like a boss, of course!

Brett Favre in Gulf Shores. #packers #vikings #southernmiss #nbd

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That’s Old Man Brett Favre competing in a sprint triathlon, which is some shorter version of a triathlon designed for broads and old men. 

And you can tell it was held somewhere in the south because… three t-shirts for $10! Score!

My wardrobe is getting a makeover today, yo!

Certainly Lord Favre is just staying in shape, waiting for his phone to ring. Biding his time until he can come back and sling some guns ONE LAST TIME!

“I’m in the best shape of my life! Throwin’ the ball better than ever,” we imagine Favre said to someone as he was running the course randomly grabbing spectators’ hot dogs and rifling them 80 yards down the street.

If only you had a time machine, hey Uncle Rico?

Well, at least you’re getting yourself out of the house so you don’t have to listen to Deanna’s constant fucking nagging.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Arcturus September 12, 2014

    Yeah Favre completed it in 1:03:27 while his wife took 3rd in the female overall with 52:32! Screw Brett, lets bring Deanna back.

  2. Shawn Neuser September 12, 2014

    Hey, props to them.

  3. Jon September 15, 2014

    You a**hole haters drove Favre out of Green Bay and girly Rodgers has what? 1 Super Bowl win? LOL. You asshats criticized Favre for having only 1 Super Bowl and how he should be more like Peyton Manning and, LOL, Manning is King Choke in Super Bowls (leads in career SB Pick-6s) and girly Rodgers is going to retire with only 1 SB win! LOL!