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Adrian Peterson: All Smiles

Minnesota Vikings shitbird Adrian Peterson turned himself into police in Montgomery County, Texas on Saturday morning.

He has, of course, been indicted on charges of reckless or negligent injury to a child. His child.

And of course, he was all smiles in his mugshot.

Adrian Peterson mug shot

I don’t know about you, but to us that smile says one of two things. 1. I am one dumb motherfucker, or 2. I am so filthy rich that I can do whatever I want and my high-priced attorney will get me off.

Maybe both.

What’s more interesting is this isn’t the first time Peterson has been arrested. Hence, that’s not his first mugshot. What did he look like in his last mugshot?

Pretty much exactly the same.

Adrian Peterson mugshot

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  1. 13time1265 September 13, 2014

    At any rate he has been charged and will have to go through the process in Texas.

  2. Mike R September 14, 2014

    This guy is a piece of shit.

  3. Howard September 14, 2014

    Smile hell, look into those eyes there is no one driving that vehicle! His attorney is not far behind either. How do you defend your client by saying Peterson accidentally injured his son and then say he used an object that was physically removed from a tree to “accidentally” injure his son.

    1. Cheese September 14, 2014

      Wow, what a shit bag. You’re so funny pretending to be somebody who beats their child with tree branches. S.K.O.L.= Special Kind Of Loser.

  4. the real jeff ircink September 14, 2014

    “He must know something we don’t.”

    that’s not a difficult task to accomplish.

  5. Howard September 14, 2014

    I know I won five bucks on my bet that a Viking apologist would come on this site and defend Peterson.

  6. Evangelist Twinkle November 21, 2014

    I understand why you changed ur thoughts on spanking just remember u turned out fine – I will continue to pray for you!! keep ur head up