Jay Cutler is a Pig

Jay Cutler the pig

You know him and love him. He is Cutty! The one and only Jay Cutler.

Actually, there’s more than one Jay Cutler. But we all know there’s only one Cutty! You cannot teach such awesomeness and therefore, Cutty! is truly one of a kind, despite his name not being so.

But you already knew that. What you didn’t know is that Cutty! has ceased to be a cat and he’s now a pig.

Why was Cutty! a cat? I really couldn’t tell you. I guess because there was a time when he liked to shit in a litter box.

Jay Cutler litter box

But no more!

El Cutay! (that’s Spanish for Cutty!) now sleeps and roots in his own shit!

But hey, he’s one charming motherfuckin’ pig!

Just look at him, being all doooooooooooooon’t caaaaaaaaaaaare and playing dead there at the county fair. The Ozaukee County Fair in Cedarburg, WI to be exact.

That’s fucking adorable!

Jay Cutler the pig

This photo was taken on Friday. Somehow, Cutty! returned to human form and made it to Fan Fest for the Bears down in Chicago on Saturday.

Is there anything Cutty! can’t do?!

About The Author

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

7 Comments on "Jay Cutler is a Pig"

  1. Howard

    That is exactly how Cutler will look after his first pass attempt against Matthews and Peppers.

    Wow how about all that news yesterday. The one bit of good news is the FCC does not regulate the internet. At least no fines are forthcoming.

  2. E. Wolf

    Is there anything Cutty! can’t do?!

    Beat the Pack, except on rare occasion.

    Get to a Super Bowl, let alone win one.

  3. Joey Joejoe

    What the fuck is this article about? This is the stupidest shit I’ve read in my long, long time. Not even a Bears or Cutler fan. Came on here because it was on Google news related to “Cutler Fantasy Football”, because someone offered me him in a trade. I want the 28 seconds it took me to read this and the 5 minutes I spent staring blankly at the screen after reading back, in what may be the worst contribution to a blog I’ve ever read.

  4. Howard

    Joey: If you came here to check out Cutler for fantasy football then you owe us. We already told you do not take him. Cutler is a pig and will be laying on the ground after his first pass attempt against Matthews and Peppers. Since we play the bears in week 4 Cutler will not be of much value the rest of the season.

  5. adam

    Dear Packer, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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