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Eddie Lacy’s Sports Illustrated Cover

Eddie Lacy Sports Illustrated

Eaaaaaaaaaaasy. Eddie Lacy is gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated’s Aug. 4 issue because it’s fantasy football season and this guy is going to be a fantasy football stud. At least everyone presumes he will be.

On another note, they still make magazines?

I used to be in magazine publishing and, well, that industry was dying when I left five years ago. Apparently, it’s one of those long, slow deaths. The kind that involves a lot of flopping around on the floor and, probably, foaming at the mouth.

And speaking of fantasy football, we’ve been toying with the idea of creating a Total Packers fantasy football league. It would, of course, involve money changing hands because only pussies gamble for bragging rights.

Anyone interested in this should email me.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Kato August 1, 2014

    Not related to this buuuuuutt……


    The packers need to make sure they keep pace with other nfl teams in having guys on season ending IR

  2. SEAHAWKSOWNYOU August 1, 2014

    Beastmode > Eddie Lacy. Sorry but it’s true! Dynasty baby Dynasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Savage57 August 2, 2014

      Dynasty? Bitch, it’s a noun that means…. a family, team, etc., that is very powerful or successful for a LONG period of time. Long, motherfucker, long. What part of that don’t you get you dumb shit?

      In Shitattle, maybe one year is a long time, but around these parts, we measure dynasties in decades and, hey dickhead, try to get your hands around this – coming up on a century.

      So puhleeaze, spare us your weak-ass shit that has no relevance to or traction with this team, website or fan base. To help your delusional pea-brain absorb this, here’s the math – 13>1.

      Dynasty? Nope. Just one and done. Your Seafucks are like the 1985 Bears. Good defense, strong running back, psychotically self-promoting bunch of assholes, and then poof – just gone like a fart in the wind.

      1. Howard August 2, 2014

        Savage: Seahag is living proof of the effects of heavy drug use. His mind is nothing but delusional hallucinations. I believe he is someone’s bitch in prison as he seems to understand and uses the word Bitch ( on other posts) like he has been called one for some time.

  3. SEAHAWKSOWNYOU August 1, 2014

    We own the Packers and 49ers. False franchises you know that are gonna get their ass whipped by us.

    1. tequila August 1, 2014

      I smell internet pussy.

      1. Kato August 1, 2014

        I smell a troll. This guy is a fool. I cant wait to go into their house and whoop them.

  4. Nacho dan August 3, 2014

    I can’t wait until fantasy football dies.

  5. Abe Frohman August 4, 2014

    What “beastmode” would that be? The guy is not in training camp. He’s holding out. Yeah, the top free agent running back made a little over $3M per year this offseason and Lynch thinks it’s a good idea to withhold his services? Okay….good luck with that dynasty.