Jay Cutler’s Sweet-Ass Ride

Jay Cutler: sweet-ass ride

Jay Cutler: sweet-ass ride

You know what I’ve got for you. Ready for it? … CUTTY! CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTY! CU-TAY! Woooooooooo! Jay Cutler, ladies and gentlemen!

You know who is fucking awesome, bro? Jay Fucking Cutler, bro! Just check out this sweet-ass ride. Nobody rolls in style like my main man Jay Cutler, bro!

Yeah, so just when you thought that Cutty! couldn’t be anymore Cutty! he rolls up to training camp in this beast. What the fuck is that thing, you ask? It’s a goddam conversion van! The most awesome conversion van ever, yo!

A pristine white exterior, tinted windows, custom rims and a spacious interior, perfect for banging Kristin doggystyle while the kids are stowed away in the overhead compartment!

Upon arrival in this pimp-ass machine, the Cutster was quick to point out that, yo, this ain’t no minivan! This is a top-of-the-line, custom-made conversion van. And yo, when the van’s a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’!

Jay Cutler. The man. The myth. The legend.

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9 Comments on "Jay Cutler’s Sweet-Ass Ride"

  1. Howard

    Looks like a white flag. Cutler has not even taking the field yet and he and the bears are already quitting.

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