Nike has a new shoe for quarterbacks, so naturally they have a new campaign featuring quarterbacks. It’s the Nike Field Generals campaign, which is so named because the shoe is called the Field General and, you know, these quarterbacks are field generals. It’s got QB1, Aaron Rodgers, front and center.
There are some other guys too, of course. They are Wisconsin Badgers great Russell Wilson, Drew Brews, Douchey McDoucherson and Dandy Andy.
I don’t think there’s any way possible Dandy Andy cannot look awkward. He may as well be a computer programmer working in his mother’s basement and subsisting on Doritos and Mountain Dew.
Anyway, the whole thing seems to have a bit of a soccer flavor to it, but maybe I just say that because I’m watching the World Cup right now.
If I were 15, I would totally throw this poster on my wall, though.
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When your team is full of commercialized pretty boys, you’ll always have to play a Week 1 opener against a powerful team & you’ll always have a huge target on your chest.
Notice how the bears & ‘queens always trot out in Week 1 vs. a cupcake…
Fuck Drew Brees, what a bitch.
Drew Brees? He looks a bit like old man Manning. Fuck Kaepernick, squidward looking pole smoker.
KaeperDICK! The guy might be the most smug player in the NFL, behind only Richard Sherman. Seeing his face after the Championship game was priceless.
I just hate Drew Brees because I honestly don’t think he’s any better than Matthew Stafford but he’s hailed as one of the very best. That and he held out on his team a few years back. He’s a total bitch.
Forget the soccer flavor it looks like something an Army recruiter would have on there wall.
And with that note as it is close to our Independence Day here is a shout out to all those in the military who are and have sacrificed so much for our freedom and safety. Thank you for your service!!!