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Kelly Hall is Back (In a Bikini)

You remember Kelly Hall. She’s engaged to Detroit Lions quarterback Butterball.

Last weekend, she went to the Bahamas for some other broad’s bachelorette party. What did we get from this? Well, jack shit. Except for these pictures of Kelly and her fake tits in a bikini.

She’s still lookin’ alright.

She’s no Olivia Munn, but that stands to reason. Butterball is no Aaron Rodgers.

At any rate, they called this weekend party gizzjam. Why? I don’t know. Why do broads do anything? I’ll let you speculate about that for a while.

Kelly Hall

Kelly Hall

Kelly Hall

Kelly Hall

Yes, I realize there’s no bikini in that last photo, but holy fuck! Do you see that chick on the left?! Kelly may as well not even be in the picture. I mean, that’s gorgeous. Stop by my place. I’ll treat you right!

Kelly Hall

(These guys)

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. The Money Mike June 3, 2014

    I bet she showers naked too…that slut ;)

  2. The Money Mike June 3, 2014

    Seriously though its like this bitch is still in college, note how butterball isn’t there, I’m sure with his new contract he has to toe the line and “grow up”. I see this marriage ala Chris Cooley, hot chick sticks around during fame and money, bitch hits the road when it ends.

    1. Chucky June 3, 2014

      men don’t go to bachelorette parties…

      1. The Money Mike June 3, 2014

        Like I read the text…

  3. dustin June 3, 2014

    Peppers has the baddest bitch…

    1. MGP June 3, 2014

      I agree… :-)

    2. Dave June 3, 2014


    3. Cheese June 3, 2014


    4. Iltarion June 4, 2014

      No way.

  4. C.C. June 3, 2014

    “She’s no Olivia Munn” – Ain’t that the truth..

  5. Iltarion June 3, 2014

    That is one great ass, boys, and I thought her boobs were her best feature.

    She comes off as a total slut, but since I’m not dating her, I don’t care.

    This is GREAT work, Monty. Appreciated.

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  7. E. Wolf June 4, 2014

    What the fuck is gizzjam? Misspelling of Gomer Pyle’s Shizamm? Or is it a concentrate consisting of men’s semen (gizz), ostensibly taken multiple partners in a fit of wanton debauchery, formed into a preserve for oral consumption as a topping or condiment on baked goods?

  8. Phatgzus June 4, 2014

    Holy shit her friend in the second to last pic is gorgeous, Victoria’s Secret beautiful. When you’re that attractive you dont need fake tits or thong bikinis to get attention.