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Alyssa Gracik is Jeff Janis’ Girlfriend

What are we going to file this one under? BROADS! Meet Alyssa Gracik. She’s Jeff Janis’ girlfriend. He’s the third receiver the Green Bay Packers drafted last month.

Seventh round. He went to Saginaw Valley State. She went to Central Michigan. They are both from Tawas City, Michigan, which is kind of in the northeast part of that dumpy-ass state. But it’s not in the U.P., which is really just part of Wisconsin, anyway.

So yeah, we’re guessing they were the high school sweetheart types. She was probably captain of the cheerleading squad. I mean, she looks like she was captain of the cheerleading squad…

We can’t really say we know much more, except that she was a sorority girl because… of course she was a sorority girl. She was also Jr. Miss Iosco in 2002. Iosco is the country where Tawas City is located.

So let’s see. Cheerleader (probably). Check. Small-town beauty queen. Check. Sorority girl. Check.

What are we saying here? Nothing. Nothing at all. Except that you probably already know what Alyssa Gracik looks like without even seeing her.

In case you don’t, she looks like this.

Alyssa Gracik

Jeff Janis' girlfriend

Alyssa Gracik

There’s no possible way that this might be offensive…


Hey, broad on the far right… you are invited to my birthday party.

sorority girls

Alyssa Gracik and Jeff Janis

Alyssa Gracik

You can get at Alyssa on Twitter and Instagram.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. douche baggins June 10, 2014


  2. FITZCORE1252 June 10, 2014

    “Iosco is the country where Tawas City is located.”


  3. C.C. June 10, 2014

    Being that I’m Native American, those dumb ass bitches in that picture doing that, is very offensive. And on a side note in the last picture she look like the clown from the Saw movie.

    1. E. Wolf June 10, 2014

      What is it about American girls named Alyssa. …?

  4. BZ in BA June 10, 2014

    Hopefully Janis turns out to be a 7th round steal, becomes at least a #3 and even pushes time as a #2, puts up tons of YAC, maybe even does something interesting as a returner given that he has both size and speed, and then dumps the small town gash for something that we will all consider to be a major upgrade…..

  5. BamaBeachBum June 11, 2014

    The last photo isn’t the same girl.

    1. Jeffs1Fan August 22, 2014

      Youre right. I’m from Tawas and that is her older sister.

  6. MRS. SSG. November 8, 2015

    Just because Jeff janis went from living the small town life in the small town most of us still love in and love every second of it does NOT mean it’s time to bash him, his wife, or Tawas City. I’m half native American and I take no offense to the picture. YOU all know NOTHING about them or the “dumby-ass-state” clearly.

    1. Aaron Slade April 11, 2016

      I am well aware of what tawas city is and if you think it’s anything but a shit hole, you’re out of your mind. Jeff is also a bigoted cunt another thing I know for a fact.