I’m just going to let you race straight on ahead with this one because you obviously will not need my help. As you well know, the Metrodome, the former home of the turd pile known as the Minnesota Vikings, is no more.
Most of it anyway. Someone salvaged some of the piss troughs from that heap of crap stadium and sold them in an online auction. Because what Minnesota Vikings fan wouldn’t want a metal trough covered in other men’s urine?
It’s, like, the perfect Christmas gift for the Vikings fan in your life!
The troughs were sold on an auction site called k-bid.com, which appears to sell crap to people primarily in the Midwest. Although they’ve been sold already, the Star Tribune provided this description from the site.
“Work great for livestock feeders or beverage coolers.”
Yes, nothing like a cold can of piss beer.
[Insert Hamm’s joke here.]
“Condition of units vary. Some have minor dents and dings from the removal process.”
These fitting tributes to so many Minnesota Vikings’ seasons went for between $260-375 each.
Now, please, have at it.
It is hard to even comment on this from laughing so hard.The thought does come to mind that maybe this would be a great gift to send to Chicago for Jared Allen. It would make Allen feel at home and work great as a sheep feeder also.
Rodgers will probably buy him one as a truce considering that Rodgers was on the ground looking up at Allen most of his career as a Viking.
I’m trying to think of an image represntative of Packer fandom, but picturing a 500 pound guy fucking his sister is probably not family friendly.
Minnesota version of a Lombardi Trophy
This article is a real pisser.
Stick 4 of them together and some lucky Queeny can be buried beneath the Metrodome rubble along with a can of his own piss and fecs, errr, Hamms and Hormel.
I’m a Vikings fan. For 30 years I’ve been let down. This is a perfect metaphor of what we’ve gone through. The closest I’ve ever felt to pure elation was when Favre played for us and beat the Packers two times. Other than that, I’d say I’ve been jealous of the Psckers. You guys have a top notch franchise. You guys have experienced pure bliss. Maybe I can have that one day. Maybe not. One thing to note, I always root for the Packers or any NFC central team in the playoffs. I love my division. Rodgers is.stud btw. I can’t wait for us to sign him when you guys think he’s too old. Haha.
Fair words, fairly spoken. But I gotta be honest, when I saw that first line, “I’m a Vikings fan”, I was getting all ready to roll out the heavies.
That said, if you’ve been a Vikings fan for 30 years, what the fuck is going on there? You burn yourself with cigarettes, too?
you guys are pathetic as hell arguing like children about a bunch of modern, soft football players in a corrupt, fake league. Todays stars, Adrian Peterson, Calvin Johnson or Aaron rodgers would get not be anywhere near this good in the 70’s or 80’s so get over yourselves. the NFL has become corrupt and could care less about the quality of the sport, they need these offensive “superstars” dominating under a modified set of rules, because idiots will think they’re actually that good and buy their merchandise. If the NFL went back to real football they would be risking the disappearance of the money they make off of all these players names
“Never make excuses. Your friends don’t need them and your foes won’t believe them.” ― John Wooden
@Sigo man – I can’t tell if your comments are meant as a joke or not. Cuz I’m leaning more towards your comments are a joke when you say star players wouldn’t be good if they were in the 70s or 80s. Fyi, players now a days are much bigger, much faster and stronger than anytime in history. I know you are joking but thought i would retort just in case, good one buddy.
Hey FTP, It is fairly clear based on some of the Govenors and U.S Senators elected to Office by the majority of the voters in Minnesota that the raping of livestock is not a punishable crime in Minnesota. So what inbred male from Minnesota wouldn’t want a quality livestock feeder?
Hell look how quick the urinals sold out when advertised as livestock feeders if you need any more proof.
These ignorant fucks are probably trying to get all creative and impress the neighbors by turning a piss trough into a grill.
“Oh yah, sure, I know it used to be the pisser in the Metrodome, but geez criminy, I cleaned it real good and all, don’tcha know. And I got a really good deal on it, ta boot.”
Fucking arrow in the neck for those jizz gobbing whores.
I sincerely would like to apologize for my previous comments to FTP. I did not mean to lump all the residents of Minnesota into one group. My comments were not fair in that regard.
My comments were only meant for the inbred, livestock raping, Minnesota Vikings fans. I know all the residents of Minnesota do not fall into that category.
I will try to be more careful with my words in the future.
Vikings fans using the obesity insult for Packers fans clearly have never set foot in the Wal Mart at Elk River Minnesota. It’s full of morbidly obese Minnesotans fresh off their winter hibernation, wearing size XXXL Vikings t-shirts, waddling behind shopping carts packed with Doritos and Mountain Dew. I almost vomited.
To be fair, I see morbidly obese people at every walmart I have been to. Just was at one in La Crosse yesterday. I dont think obesity is just a Minnesota thing. Isnt Mississippi the fattest state in the country?
Wow what a fantasy world you live in…if i remember correctly Rodgers has more victories over your shitfuck team with that goatfucker gayred allen. I dont recall that homo planting Aaron on the ground as often as you delusional shitfuckers claim