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Matt Forte is Tired of Losing to the Green Bay Packers, Dammit!

Matt Forte

The Chicago Bears opened their OTAs today and so there were a bunch of media hacks around to jam microphones into players’ faces. One of those players was running back Matt Forte.

Forte had a lot to say, but he was mostly talking about the Bears and no one gives a shit about the Bears, so we’re going to ignore those parts. What did catch our eye is that Forte is sick and goddam tired of losing to the Green Bay Packers.

This from Zach Zaidman of CBS 2 in Chicago.

Hahahahaha! You’re playing for the wrong team then, asshat!

Maybe if you had someone other than Chokey McChokerson playing quarterback… Oh! I sprained my vagina! Gotta sit out the second half!

Let’s go to the tally. Forte has been in the league six years. That means he’s had the opportunity to play the Packers 12 times in the regular season, plus one playoff matchup for a total of 13 games.

The Bears are a sterling 3-10 in those games. Although, let’s not pretend those losses are Forte’s fault.

It takes a village of idiots and ineptitude to lose 10 times to the same team in the span of six years in the NFL.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. stubbyduck May 27, 2014

    Well good luck with that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. C.C. May 27, 2014

    “Maybe if you had someone other than Chokey McChokerson playing quarterback” – Indeed

  3. E. Wolf May 27, 2014

    He better get used to it.

  4. Shawn Neuser May 27, 2014

    Since the result is inevitable, I suggest he lay back and enjoy it.

  5. Nacho dan May 27, 2014

    “If you can’t beat em join em!”- Julius Peppers

    1. The Money Mike May 28, 2014


  6. Kozak May 27, 2014

    In 2011 the Bears managed to lose to the Packers 4 times.
    An all time record of FAIL.

  7. TyKo Seamboat May 28, 2014

    He needs to learn to love it.

  8. Put exactly right… a village of idiots under the “leadership” of Chokey McChokerson = the Chicago Bears