You know we love to take old Brett Favre photos and have you caption them. Yesterday, Sports Illustrated unearthed this gem.
Not only do you get Favre, but you also get Mark Chmura and Frank Winters. Just a bunch a good ole boys lovin’ life! Or maybe never meanin’ no harm.
It’s The Gunslinger, Stinky and Old Bag ‘O Donuts!
Old Bag ‘O Donuts doesn’t like when you call him Old Bag ‘O Donuts. A friend and I learned that one time when we managed to get into the player’s area after a preseason game in Phoenix. He’ll flip you right the hell off!
Anyway, caption this bad boy and we’ll probably pull out the best captions and send those people some Green Bay Packers swag that we happen to have laying around. You’ll also have the added bonus of possibly being labeled a funny motherfucker by us. So, pride.
Leave us your whimsical stylings in the comments.
“Hey Chewie, you got any more of that jail-bait?”
I was thinking exactly this before I even seen your comment!
“Sterger won’t turn me down with this big rod.”
Damn, wish the Vikes would call again!
“Hey Brett yours flys down!” “It’s called trollin’ Frankie!”
“If she’s under 18, throw her back.”
Best one yet!
definitely the best.
The lack of microwave towers will lessen my desire to send dick pics.
Damnit Mark, why do you keep asking how old I think these fish are? Theyre legal to catch at any age.
Hurry up Brett!!! Frankie says coast is clear. Reel in that boat full of tweenies cause I got the net and I can’t stop strokin it!
“If you’ve got a big thirst, and you’re gay, reach for a cold, tall bottle of Schmitt’s Gay.”
Do you think that babe from Splash is still in here ? Mermaids don’t count as cheating, right?
Why do the Vikings get a boat and were stuck here on a dock?
Someday we’ll all retire as proud Packers…
No, this is the best one yet
I bet if we sexually harass some young women people won’t realize to how much we love doing each other.
Dick pic. Underage chick, Hall of Fame. Fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go!
I’m pretty sure that bitch ain’t gonna talk no more. Let’s fish!
Chewie, man the net! Frankie…pray! We’re only one fish away & I got a bite! I’m gonna forgo reeling it in and wing it onto shore & I have no fucking idea where its going! God, I love this…I’m never retiring!
Glad we took those Vicodins cause this would suck sober!
Brett: “Look at the mouth on that one!”
Mark: “Golly gosh, you know what we could do with that fish!”
Frank: “Get me out of here…”
“It was just ‘bout that time Roscoe P. Coltrain’s undies got all up in a bunch. He knew them ‘ol boys were up to no good. And he had to go see it for himself.” (Cue Roscoe yucking it up with his dog Flash.)
BF: “Chewy, take my fishing pole, I’m done fishing. No, wait, I’m gonna fish a little more. No, wait, one more fish and then I’m done. No wait, maybe two fish. No, wait, I don’t have enough left in me for two fish. I’m done now. I’m gonna quit fishing, I’ve had enough. No, wait a minute, wait a minute, I think I can still fish for at least one more big one. Hey, wait a minute, Bevel just called, he wants me to go fishing with him & Chilly at his pond! I’m gonna stick it to these fish and go hook me some over there!”
MC: “Throw me one man, I got the net, a hot tub and I’m open!”
FW: “Man, I love to fish…..”
the fish: “what the hell did we ever do to him? GPS Bert!”
Brett: “Man I wish I could retire and do this all day”
Chumura “Remember the deal, If we catch a largemouth I get firsties.
Take some retards fishing day!
“It’s the damnedest thing, my casts keep getting intercepted.”
We forgot to invite Sharper, he loves him some dead fish I reckon, mmhmm.
Come on Brett, hurry up. Prom is tonight and we have to get the hot tub ready
Brett- “Did I ever tell you guys that what’s the capital of Thailand joke?”
Brett – “If I hadn’t thrown that pick last week, we’d be practicing now… I told you guys I’d come through for you, so we’d be able to take this fishing trip.”
A dick, a douche and a donut.