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So Long M.D. Jennings, You Will (Not) Be Missed

M.D. Jennings' interception

The Chicago Bears are really tearing things up in free agency! A day after signing a defensive end the Oakland Raiders didn’t want they’ve gone and pilfered safety M.D. Jennings from the Green Bay Packers.

Take that, say the Bears!

They’re really putting together a Super Bowl-caliber squad down there in Chicago and signing a superstar like Jennings only adds to what is already a great defense. I mean, we’re talking 2001 Baltimore Ravens great. Pull those Monster of the Midway shirts out of the closet that you’ve been saving since 1985, Bears fans! This is your year! The M.D. Jennings signing just put you over the hump!

The Bears gave Jennings a one-year deal and yes, here’s where we get serious. Jennings started all 16 games for the Packers in 2013 and recorded 74 tackles. He was also the absolute worst starting safety in the entire NFL. Along with Morgan Burnett and a bunch of undrafted guys, Jennings has the distinction of being part of the only safety group in the entire league not to record an interception in 2013.

That’s impressive.

Jennings was supposed to be a restricted free agent this offseason, but the Packers didn’t think enough of him to tender him a contract. That made him an unrestricted free agent.

In Chicago, Jennings will get to compete for a starting spot because the Bears’ group of safeties are just that bad.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. TyKo Steamboat March 12, 2014

    Hahaha. This is almost better than us grabbing someone good. The Bears picking up out worst starter from last year. Wow

  2. Iltarion March 12, 2014

    WOOHOOO!! Big signing for the Pack! Addition by subtraction, boys!

    Hey, Bears, for a 2nd round pick, you can have Morgan Burnett too.

    1. Kato March 12, 2014

      The same burnett that got 24 million from your savior TT!

  3. Zippy Joe March 12, 2014

    Sometimes a minus is a plus, and sometimes a plus is a minus. I wonder if Peppers is worth signing.

  4. Dave March 12, 2014

    ahaha 2nd round for morgan is an absolute deal, love it.

  5. Remedy March 12, 2014


  6. MJ March 12, 2014

    Hey, Bears, interested in Marshall Newhouse too?

    1. Mr Bob Harris March 12, 2014

      Well played.

  7. Mason Crosby March 12, 2014

    The Bears literally just made me LOL

  8. Chitown Badger March 12, 2014

    Figured my recent facebook status was appropriate here as well.

    So the Bears walk into free agency and sign MD Jennings (http://instantrimshot.com/)

  9. the real russ letlow March 13, 2014

    go figure. Chicago signs our worst player and both teams got better for it. what does that tell you?

  10. tedtomato March 13, 2014

    2nd? Why not try for a 1st? I really wish they didnt resign that turd last year..oh well at least michelle delaney jennings wont be missing tackles for us anymore..i hope lacy runs her over!