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Told Ya So: Aaron Rodgers and Jessica Szohr Back Together

Aaron Rodgers: spectating

Idiots all over the Internet have been like, “Oh! Aaron Rodgers was hanging out with Taylor Swift! They’re obviously dating!” Well, idiots, you were wrong and we were right. Rodgers is back together with former girlfriend Jessica Szohr.

This, according to Us.

“They got back together over the holidays. They spent New Years together with a bunch of mutual friends,” an insider tells Us. “They broke up because her schedule was crazy for awhile and they just couldn’t stay together in that situation but now they have been spending their free time together and things feel good. They fell right back into it.”

Bam, motherfuckers!

Anyway, Rodgers was spotted at the after party for the movie premier of That Awkward Moment. Taylor Swift was there and since Taylor Swift was there and Aaron Rodgers was there, they must be dating.

What no one but us mentioned in more than passing, was that Szohr was also there. She and Rodgers dated back in 2010 and 2011.

So Rodgers was just casually hanging out with his ex-girlfriend and the chick he’s banging, Taylor Swift. Totally plausible. I hang out with my ex-girlfriends AND the chick I’m stuffing all the time! It’s totally not awkward!

Fucking idiots.

Anyway, Jessica Szohr is hot, so good work QB1.

Now the only question is what happened to Destiny Newton?

Jessica Szohr

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. iltarion February 4, 2014

    She’s dating way above her pay grade, but I will say this for her, dating her is surely much more interesting than dating a pageant winner, model, or playmate.

    WTH happened to Destiny indeed? I guess it wasn’t destiny. (Had to say it.)

    1. nurseratchett February 5, 2014

      Hahaha….but I liked destiny. Oh, well.

  2. Tucson Packer February 4, 2014

    Why would Aaron date Swift? “Allegedly” she doesn’t put out anyway.

  3. therealChuckywasCecil February 4, 2014

    DD will be pissed. He really thought Aaron was gay.

    1. Tucson Packer February 4, 2014

      Like this news will stop DD’s persistent homo-erotic fantasies of the above mentioned? Hahahahaha