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Everything You Wanted to Know About Jessica Szohr

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Jessica Szohr

Now that it has been confirmed that our main man Aaron Rodgers is back together with actress Jessica Szohr, we thought we should give you the lowdown.

The couple first dated toward the end of 2010 and their relationship continued into 2011 before they called it quits. Something about her schedule being too busy or something.

Last week, they were spotted together at the after party for the movie premier of That Awkward Moment.

Here’s the file on Szohr.

Age: 28
Born: Menomonee Falls, Wis.
Ethnicity: Hungarian, English and African American
Packers fan: of course
Major credits: Gossip Girl, Piranha 3D, The Internship

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23 Comments

  1. TyKo Steamboat February 5, 2014

    Hungarian, eh?

    God in Heaven. I love the Eastern Euro women. Best in the world. Polish, Russian, Czech ect…

    I’ve dated a buncha those chicks…hard to go back to Yankee women I must say.

    1. Old Man At The Gym February 5, 2014

      Agreed. My wife is from the Ukraine.
      Chicks from the Eastern block are Grade A especially when compared “Yankee” women.
      Even though “Yankee” women are better at charging shoes to credit cards and ordering in restaurants.

    2. Captain Obvious February 5, 2014

      THANK YOU!!!

    3. Phatgzus February 5, 2014

      Got a weekness for the Balkan women myself, particularly the Romanians and Greeks. Just don’t piss them off, feisty little gypsies they are.

      1. Phatgzus February 5, 2014

        *we”a”kness.

        1. Cheese February 5, 2014

          Weak knees?

          1. Captain Obvious February 5, 2014

            That too.

          2. Phatgzus February 5, 2014

            Yeah, I got weak knees for ’em too; probably has somethin’ to do with insufficient blood supply and I’ll leave it at that.

    4. Remedy February 5, 2014

      Eastern Euro women are easily the best. All those years of brutal oppression has made them fucking gorgeous

      …or well, that’s my theory at least…

      1. TyKo Steamboat February 5, 2014

        Gorgeous…& not to mention…more loyal, appreciative, natural & caring ect..

  2. beardownpackup February 5, 2014

    And shes from Wiscooooo! By the way guys, shes also black, too lol You seemed to leave that out of your racial assessments ha Just sayin’!

    But yea, Aaron is Hugh Heffin shit out there!!

  3. Pat February 5, 2014

    This is not EVERYTHING I wanted to know…

    1. Phatgzus February 5, 2014

      Ea

  4. Tucson Packer February 5, 2014

    Glad she is a brunette. Blondes are way over hyped these days

    1. TyKo Steamboat February 5, 2014

      Exactly. I like the black hair myself. Something like a Morticia Addams or Elivira.

      All-time fave = Wynona Ryder

      Basically…any kind of dark-haired Slavic chick

  5. K.L. February 5, 2014

    I didn’t want to know anything about her until I saw those pictures.

    Aaron, you are one lucky man.

  6. Iltarion February 5, 2014

    Congrats, Monty, on finding some pictures of Jessica where she doesn’t look like she just did an 8-ball.

  7. Savage57 February 5, 2014

    Comely lass, nice to see AR getting his girl on. Now, does she know any hexes she can cast on the opposing teams next season?

    1. Phatgzus February 5, 2014

      If she has any pride in her Hungarian heritage she will.

  8. E. Wolf February 5, 2014

    Sorry I do not find her facial features appealing at all. I’d rather have Flo all day, any day. Or Constance Rudert. Amy Adams and Charlize Theron go without saying.

  9. Maryland Cheese Whiz February 8, 2014

    Agree. Not pretty at all. My dogs butt is much cuter. Sorry aaron