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Like Us, Brandon Jacobs Thinks Jim Harbaugh is a Bitch

Jim Harbaugh is sad

Is there any coach more fun to hate than San Francisco 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh? No. He just makes it so easy.

From the whining and complaining, to the sideline meltdowns, to the smugness, to… well, you get the picture. The guy is a total fucking dick. King Dick, as far as we’re concerned.

Also, a bitch. Just ask former 49ers running back Brandon Jacobs. Jacobs was signed as a free agent prior to the 2012 season. He hardly played and was eventually released. Jacobs returned to the Giants, the team he started his career with, this past season.

Even though he got out of a situation where he barely saw the field, there’s no love lost for Harbaugh.

During an interview with WFAN’s Boomer and Carton, Jacobs had this to say about Harbaugh.

“I have one regret in my career. And that’s going to the 49ers when I could have stayed in New York… I thought I was held hostage… I got two rings so it doesn’t matter. Harbaugh, he’s a bitch so it doesn’t matter.”

Then, toward the end, Jacobs was specifically asked about Harbaugh being a bitch.

“It’s not was. He is a bitch, and that’s why he’s never won anything.”

Never won anything. Hahahaha. Boom!

Anyway, we always love when someone rips that prick apart. Well done, sir!

Here’s the video.

(Via KSK)

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. ThePumaMan January 23, 2014

    That is awesome.

  2. Savage57 January 23, 2014

    My newest hero.

  3. Eric January 23, 2014

    The only problem is that Brandon Jacobs is maybe the softest, whiniest 265 lb man on the planet. I wish Patrick Willis would say this… That would be awesome!

    1. Savage57 January 24, 2014

      I think that Al Harris and Chuck would say that circa 2007/8, he was a load that they wanted no part of.

  4. FITZCORE1252 January 23, 2014

    Fuckin’ A!

  5. Chad Lundberg January 23, 2014

    JUST WATCH!!! 2 years from now, the whiners will have to pay Kaeperdick (and WAY OVERPAY him they shall), and Aldon Smith, Eric Reid, Michael Crabtree, and all those young talented players. Then Justin Smith, Frank Gore and Vernon Davis will get too old. Bowman will never be the same after that injury (but to be honest, that’s just a shame, really good player).

    When that happens, Harbaugh’s winning percentage drops, and he can’t claim he’s got it… you know, that annoying chant that even his players have been started to show resentment towards.

    It will be like Rex Ryan. Talks a big game, has some early success, then the salary cap full-on guillotine’s him.

  6. MadCity Packer Fan January 23, 2014

    I have always thought of Jim Harbaugh as a follower that can never truely win a big one. Even if he did lead a team to a Superbowl he would just complain about everthing!

    1. The Money Mike January 24, 2014

      He did lead a team to the Superbowl dude

      1. Phatgzus January 24, 2014

        And he complained about everything the entire way, well except for the mysterious blackout that saved his team a legacy of embarrassment. Damn, MC you’re good, like some sort of backwards diviner.

  7. Lars January 24, 2014

    Harbaugh may be a bitch, but the Packers’ (particularly Dom Capers) are Harbaugh’s personal bitch—having won four in a row including two playoff games.

  8. Savage57 January 24, 2014

    I have next year’s Halloween costume figured out.

    I am going to dress as giant penis, wearing baggy khaki pants and a black sweatshirt, topped off with a 49er’s hat. Even though I will have to run around all night looking like I just shit myself, it should be worth it.


    1. Phatgzus January 24, 2014

      Absolutely stellar, just make sure you don’t end up looking like a Miller Park Sausagee racer.

  9. Chad Lundberg January 24, 2014

    Watch This! Jim Harbaugh is too easy to make fun of!

    1. Phatgzus January 24, 2014

      Superb post, Licky Lundy.

      “What do you look like in your dreams?”

      “I got a big afro and stuff…got a wooden leg and a weird eye.”

      Gotta say Wilfork and Bucky Beaver (Shanahan) were my favs.

  10. rebelgb January 25, 2014

    Fucking love it. Harbough is a bitch. A total bitch. Id fucking waste that faggot bitch. When the Seahawks Sherman was giving the CHOKE sign to the 49ers sideline after his deflection for an INT (brilliant by the way, God I want a Defense like the Hawks). Everyone said the choke sign was for Kap, and maybe it was, but all I remember is seeing Harbough looking over at Sherman…ha ha the look was PRICELESS!!!!

  11. tedtomato January 26, 2014

    Sometimes i think the officials call or dont call penalties in their favor so he quits whining!!

  12. tedtomato January 26, 2014

    I think its great they finally got screwed on some calls in that game!!