Well, the Green Bay Packers aren’t playing this weekend, but there’s still football on for a few more weeks. You might as well suck it in because it’s almost over.
We’re going to take a crack at the four divisional round games because we’ve got nothing better to do.
New Orleans at Seattle
Monty: History tells us one of the No. 1 seeds will lose in the divisional round. So that means either Seattle or Denver should go down this week. The Seahawks pounded the Saints in Seattle earlier this season. Seattle has also won their last six home playoff games. The weather forecast for this contest calls for a good chance of rain and temperatures in the 40s. And the Saints aren’t very good away from home.
So all of that tells us Denver will be the No. 1 seed losing this weekend. As Lee Corso would say, not so fast.
Seattle hasn’t been playing particularly well down the home stretch. They’re just 2-2 in their last four with losses at San Francisco and at home against Arizona. Quarterback Russell Wilson is averaging just 171 yards per game over his last three.
The Saints have experience on their side and they’re running the ball much better than in the first match-up.
Saints 24, Seahawks 17
Shawn: Betting line — Seattle by 8. My bet — Seattle to cover
The last time these two teams met, when Seattle mauled the Saints, the key to the game was the Seattle pass rush and the lack of a Saints’ defense. I have the feeling that the Saints will play a little stouter on defense this time around, and probably manage to make this a game in the second half. Ultimately though, Russell Wilson played well in last season’s playoffs, he has Percy Harvin back to make at least a minimal impact, and the Seattle defense at home is just too much for a Saints team lacking downfield weapons.
Picking the Seahawks to cover goes against several grains here: history, last week’s performance by the underdogs, and the fact that nearly every playoff game has been close. But that’s how I roll.
Seahawks 31, Saints 17
Indianapolis at New England
Monty: I really don’t know how Indianapolis won last week. In my estimation, Kansas City’s defense flat out collapsed in the second half. That’s been a recurring theme for the Colts this year, though. Get killed in the first half and then finally start playing ball in the second.
Both teams are missing key offensive weapons. The Colts are without receiver Reggie Wayne. The Patriots are without tight end Rob Gronkowski and receiver Aaron Dobson. So which quarterback — Andrew Luck or Tom Brady — is going to make their spare offensive parts into ballers?
I’m taking Tom Brady at home. The Colts’ tendency to start slow will come back to haunt them in this one.
Patriots 28, Colts 23
Shawn: Betting line — New England by 7. My bet — Take the points.
Two overrated teams fight it out in the least exciting match-up this weekend. The rise and fall of the Colts is as curious a story this season as any. In one four-game span this season, the Colts beat the Seahawks at home, lost to the Chargers in San Diego in a bizarre 19-9 game, beat the Broncos at home, and then beat the San Francisco 49ers at Candlestick.
Then Reggie Wayne went down. Normally, you wouldn’t think losing one receiver would be a big deal. Well, apparently in this case, it is. Since Wayne tore his ACL, the Colts have done such illustrious things as needing to come from behind to beat the 2-14 Texans, and getting crushed by the Rams, Cardinals and Bengals.
With Vince Wilfork and Jared Mayo down for the season, the Patriots have been vulnerable against the run and getting away with it by pulling off one referee-aided last second win after another. Fortunately for them, the Colts don’t run the ball very well.
Andrew Luck won’t find the Patriots defense as totally inept as the Chiefs were last week. I think the Patriots win at home, but I like the Colts to cover the spread.
Patriots 31, Colts 27
San Francisco at Carolina
Monty: Oh, good. I get to watch the 49ers play again. They’re now riding a seven-game win streak. The Panthers have been pretty impressive in the streak department too, winning 11 of their last 12. And yet, everyone is sleeping on them.
The Panthers have a killer defense — 6th against the pass, 2nd against the run. I’m not snubbing the 49ers defense because they’re pretty good too, but I see Carolina shutting down San Francisco’s 3rd-ranked rushing attack.
And when it comes to throwing the ball, I’ll take Cam Newton over Colin Kaepernick. Remember, the Packers defense always make Kaepernick look like a superstar. That dick is coming back to earth on Sunday.
The Panthers went into San Francisco and won 10-9 earlier this year. I see a similar outcome here.
Panthers 17, 49ers 14
Shawn: Betting Line — San Francisco by 1. My bet — San Francisco.
This is the most interesting match-up of the weekend.
The Panthers beat the 49ers earlier this season at Candlestick, and they have the kind of speed on defense that the Packers sorely lack, which means Colin Kaepernick will have a much harder time scrambling against them.
However, I believe the lofty ranking of the Panthers’ defense is a little misleading. They dominated toothless teams this year and struggled against the better offenses, such as New England and at New Orleans. They can stop the run, no doubt, but they have issues on the back end.
When these two teams met last time, there was no Michael Crabtree and Vernon Davis was concussed. That won’t be the case this time around. Having his full complement of weapons brings Kaepernick’s confidence to a whole new level.
Plus, I don’t trust Cam Newton in a big game. I would love to see the Panthers win here, but I don’t think so.
49ers 24, Panthers 20
San Diego at Denver
Monty: Everyone thinks this game is a gimme for the Broncos. Again, not so fast.
First of all, these teams split the season series, with each team winning in the other’s stadium. Yes, Phyllis Rivers went to Denver and beat the Broncos once already this season. In addition to that, I’ve said it a million times — Peyton Manning is not a big-game quarterback. He’s just 9-11 in the playoffs. It’s kind of like how he could never beat Florida when he played at Tennessee.
And here’s one final stupid fact. The team that opened with the Philadelphia Eagles has won the Super Bowl each of the last three seasons. This season, San Diego was that team.
What does all of this mean? Well, I don’t think it means much come Sunday. Denver just has too many weapons.
Broncos 35, Chargers 24
Shawn: Betting Line — Broncos by 9. My bet — Take the points.
When you have home field advantage throughout the playoffs, the last team you want to face is a division rival. Home field means less against a team that is used to playing at your stadium. You also don’t want to play a team that already knows they can beat you there.
The Chargers are probably the lone team left in the AFC playoffs that can actually play some defense from time to time. That makes them dangerous. They have just the right blend of defense and explosive offense to give the Broncos problems.
All that being said, I think the Broncos defense shuts down the run that killed them last time and puts it all on the shoulders of Philip Rivers. I consider that only slightly better than having it all on the shoulders of Tony Romo.
I don’t think Peyton Manning lets it happen again.
Broncos 34, Chargers 27
I don’t get why people even bother guessing the score. And yea, I hate the seahawks too, Monty, but they aren’t going to lose.
Panthers, Seahawks, Pats, and Chaajahs. Nothing in the football world would make me happier than seeing Brady, Kaepernick, and Manning all lose.
9ers, hacks, broncos, colts.
Really hope the 49ers and Patriots lose. Beyond that, I no longer care.
NO by four
CAR by thirteen
IND by ten
SD by eight
Oh and Monty, K.L. will watch the Seattle Seahawks implode. Russel will finish how he did in the Rosebowl
Yea, those seahawks are really imploding, huh?
In these Divisional games, my picks usually wind up shitting the bed.
So to mix-it up…
Hags D dominate the Saints
9 ers run all over the Panthers
Colts ransack the Patriots
Broncos stampede the Bolts
OK, karma, now do your shit.
I just hope the douchebag Broncos lose
In hockey terms…the 9ers are back at full strength, now that
Crabtree is back. They will be a tough out.
Hockey or baseball terms?
Don’t talk to me about playoffs.
Dagnamit this looks like no contest.
I won’t be watching the later game tonight, either.
If the Colts get knocked out then it will trying to determine which of these is the least of the evils remaining.
I had so much conflict watching the early Saturday afternoon game. While watching the game, I couldn’t make up my mind which team I wanted to see get the shit kicked out of them more. For me, things like seeing Harvin lying on the field were the only highlights.
Afterwards, the whole thing left me with an empty feeling. In cases like these, I think Goodell should intercede and alter the rule so that both teams can lose.
I like the Saints. They have a pleasing uniform and color scheme, replete with a great logo. Also, we owe them big time for foiling BERTY JUDAS and the Vikings.
Now once the Chargers lose I guess I’d rather see the Seahawks than any other team. Above all I want the niners and Patriots to get knocked out next week.
They’re also a franchise whose virtually only famous players are Deuce McAllister, the douche Joe Horn, the vehicular manslaughterer Donte Stallworth (who only served 30 days whereas Johnny Jolly served 3 years for possession of cough syrup), and the faux nice guy Drew Brees, and now Jimmy Graham.
They intentionally made egregious efforts to injure other players via a rewards system. As a result we were saddled with 2 years of incessant media coverage and the 5 billionth incarnation of a “Gate” scandal.
On top of that, they have one of if not the most uninformed, disrespectful, and bandwagony fan bases in the league (right up there in ignorance and impetuosity with the Viqueens and in bandwagoness with the Donkeys and Seachickens).
So yeah, they’re swell-o.
The Saints certainly have a less than illustrious history. They were definitely viewed as one of those teams that are just not meant to win a Super Bowl. But that can add to their appeal.
The rest of what you may be true, but as far as bountygate, for me it is an instance of situational morality, or the ends justify the means. It was instigated against one BERTY JUDAS, and meted out a certain measure of pain. So as the ends justify the means, I cannot disapprove.
But for the Saints, the Vikings would be the 2009-10 Super Bowl XLIV Champions. The betrayal of BERTY JUDAS would be complete. And XLV would never have happened because the backlash against Mac and Ted would be overwhelming.
‘Bout to turn off the Chargers Broncos game. Guess at this point the Seahawks are the least of all the evils.
Those refs in the Pats-Colts were bad, to the advantage of the Patriots. What a surprise.
The Superbowl champ this year will officially be a scumbag team. Fucking great.
SQUAK!!!!!! ONE MORE GAME FAGGOTS!!!! WE OWN THAT ASS AND WE WILL RUN THIS CONFERENCE.