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Aaron Rodgers is Gay, Apparently

You know how idiot Chicago Bears fans always retort to an insult about their crappy team with something like, yeah, well, Aaron Rodgers is gay? Well — and you’re going to love this — there’s an actual report out there speculating that Green Bay Packers QB1 really is gay.

Actually, there are multiple reports… by websites we wouldn’t really consider credible news sources. But we’re going to break it down nonetheless.

Rodgers’ supposed partner was one-time roommate and assistant Kevin Lanflisi. The initial report came from a site called The Fame Driven and they credited the information to what they call a “spy.” Of course, the pointless speculation has blown up since then.

Here’s the “spy’s” take on the situation.

Aaron has attended numerous sports award shows with Kevin, always color coordinated and without any double female dates, including the ESPY’s. Kevin was also the first person Aaron embraced when the Packers won the Super-bowl in 2011. I just find it really strange that as of late there has been many bitter subliminal tweets on Kevin Lanflisi’s twitter alluding to a relationship much deeper than a friendship he had, with who I perceive to be Aaron Rodgers, because Kevin has NEVER once tweeted about having a girlfriend, just mainly about the Green Bay Packers, Aaron Rodgers, and Justin Bieber’s music and sitting front row at Bieber’s concert. There has been speculation for years here in Wisconsin that Aaron is gay which I always brushed off, but after looking at Kevin’s twitter I’m inclined to believe Aaron and Kevin were more than just roommates/friends.

Wow. I sometimes go to places with just my boys. I must be gay too! And I have gay friends. I better not ever talk to them again for fear that someone think I’m gay!

Oh! And oh shit! Rodgers is wearing a turtleneck in that photo! Only gays wear turtlenecks!

The horror of it all!

At any rate, this is obviously just a bunch of speculation by some moron who won’t be named.

The site went on to cite this quote from a 2008 Sporting News interview.

I’ve got a roommate, a guy I met in town. He works for the Packers now as an athletic trainer, but he was interning when I met him and we just hit it off. He’s been great for me as far as great conversations outside of football. Our friendship goes a lot deeper than what we do.

We’re not giving this rumor any credence. Rodgers has dated plenty of hot women — Destiny Newton, Julie Henderson, Jessica Szohr, etc. We also know he had a girlfriend in college.

I mean, maybe that’s totally all just a perfectly-executed front and Rodgers maintains some sort of double life. But anyone who’s ever been to Green Bay knows it’s a small town. Sometimes you’re walking around and you run into some dude who plays for the Packers. People see things. And in the era of social media, if Rodgers was palling around with a dude in Green Bay, everyone would know it. Unless he went nowhere other than his house and 1265.

So, unless Aaron Rodgers says he’s gay or someone has some actual proof, we’ll bet on the train of hot women that he’s straight.

And frankly, if Rodgers actually is gay, who gives a shit? Sure, I know it would be news, but whatever. Fuck whoever you want, as long as she doesn’t belong to me.

Either way, Aaron Rodgers can play quarterback for my team anytime.

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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31 Comments

  1. TyKo Steamboat December 31, 2013

    of all of them, I liked Jessica Szohr the most

  2. Organicbuzz December 31, 2013

    I don’t care. Focus is on beating 49ers.

  3. Weez December 31, 2013

    just because he fucked 53 bears last sunday doesn’t make him gay!

  4. therealChuckywasCecil December 31, 2013

    Honestly, I don’t give a shit. Anyone who makes me as happy as he did Sunday with that last minute pass to Cobb deserves his own happiness, be it with Destiny, Julie, Jessica or some dude. He is reputably the best quarterback in the NFL, he’s ours and we should consider ourselves lucky.

    Having said all that, I don’t believe bullshit in tabloids reported by “spys”

  5. Arcturus December 31, 2013

    Yeah yeah yeah, and wasn’t Don Majkowski gay too? And Troy Aikman? All bullshit.

  6. E. Wolf December 31, 2013

    The Fame Driven? All the news that is not fit to print….
    These accusations should not be dignified with a response.

  7. valpoPackers December 31, 2013

    The comments are pretty interesting. Everyone seems convinced of it. The reporting is even more outrageous than Adam Schefter’s .

  8. T Pack December 31, 2013

    Wow I am agreeing with Wolf. Who cares. Can we please move on to how beat these niner awipes!

  9. Richard Crainium December 31, 2013

    Kap n Harbaugh are gay too but that’s not a story. Let’s beat these cockbags.

  10. cd4packers December 31, 2013

    Well can you blame the loser Bears fans? I mean they have to come up with something to bash the the best QB in the league don’t they? Especially since he is a GB Packer. I’m sure it is totally embarrassing for Bears fans to have a QB with a below average PR and worse than that wears a pink tutu and heels. Sheesh :P

  11. cd4packers December 31, 2013

    I mean we could write volumes about Ms. Jayne. We have so much material on Quittler that it almost seems a little unfair. So let the Bears fans call AR gay if it makes them feel better. It’s all they have.

  12. Greg December 31, 2013

    I was wondering when you were going to address this. Someone told me Sunday night while watching the Eagles/Cowboys game. We joked about it… and I could only say he always has a hot girl with him but I could not deny it. I don’t care one way or another… but it would be a HUGE distraction to the team and I bet some players in the locker room would not be happy about it.

  13. Mike R December 31, 2013

    My asshole friend (Bears fan), has been forwarding me stuff on this all week, thinking that I would just be crushed by the news. As Monte said, there is 0 credibility with this story. And if it did happen to be true, who gives a shit. Maybe some hicks and religious freaks will be “outraged.” The majority of us wouldn’t care, just bring us a couple more rings A-Rodg.

  14. Carl with a "C" December 31, 2013

    Monty, it’s legal where u live, just come out already.

    1. PF4L December 31, 2013

      Thats what i was thinking.

  15. stubbyduck December 31, 2013


    Arcturus:

    Yeah yeah yeah, and wasn’t Don Majkowski gay too? And Troy Aikman? All bullshit.

    What he said!!

  16. Nacho dan December 31, 2013

    Now everyone in the league is gonna want a gay qb. If he wins a Super Bowl this year I’ll blow him!

  17. typical fat packer fan December 31, 2013

    I’m going to kill myself if this is true. Please give my 1980s Bears posters, my Favre Jets jersey and my Favre Vikings jersey to someone smarter and less obese than me

  18. Organicbuzz December 31, 2013

    San Francisco connected two different ways?

  19. DD December 31, 2013

    I like how the writer reiterates vehemently that Rodgers is straight before saying he doesn’t care, LOL!!!

    1. PF4L January 1, 2014

      That’s because the writer is a douche bag.

  20. brad December 31, 2013

    Anything to distract away from the business at hand, right? Such bullshit.

  21. IGGLES December 31, 2013

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA everyone knows that your boy Rodgers is a total fruit. Sorry but we ARE GONNA win the whole damn thing this year. Good luck Fudge Packers.

  22. Organicbuzz December 31, 2013

    Let’s hear what Uncle Ted’s opinion is on the subject. Thought there would be more comments by now. Where is the organization decision now?

  23. MadCity Packer Fan December 31, 2013

    You must have done some digging for this one. Never even heard of that site.

  24. Lightening Rod December 31, 2013

    And here I thought that Gay Rod was cohabiting with Uncle Ted…hmmm. I think they should BOTH “come out” on Sunday! Seriously, those photos of Aaron and Kevin together made me nauseous: http://www.thefamedriven.com/fame-driven-mail-did-the-green-bay-packers-star-nfl-quarterback-aaron-rodgers-have-a-falling-out-with-male-roommatepersonal-assistant-kevin-lanflisi/

  25. lars January 1, 2014

    If your not giving it any credence, Total Packers, why post it at all? Eyeballs on your site. Trashy bullshit and beneath you/us and you’re just as guilty as the rumor mongers.

  26. Deepsky January 2, 2014

    Anyone who grew up in Green Bay (like me) is well aware that Packer players and staff frequently share apartments and houses. Jerry Tagge and another Packer player lived across the street from us.

    They all can’t be Brett Favre living with his wife and kid in a house while partying and hooking up nightly with local chicks.