Might as well start the day off with this. The Green Bay Packers are no good right now, but neither is anyone else in the NFC North, including the Chicago Bears.
The Bears lost to the St. Louis Rams on Sunday. Scratch that. They got killed by the St. Louis Rams on Sunday. A Rams team with your grandma starting at quarterback.
Seriously, Sam Bradford wasn’t playing and I don’t even know who St. Louis trots out there these days, so I just put your grandmother in the starting lineup because it’s pretty much the same thing. And she trounced the Bears.
Anyway, these two bros were predictably shitfaced after that game and, well, we should have a foot race! Because my speed is clearly superior to your speed and that matters because… it just does!
And I will prove it!
This turns out about as spectacularly as you might expect and for that, we thank you Chicago Bears bros.
Sweet home, Chicago!
The Chicks in the video sound like they were in “Fargo”.. “Oh, Cripes..what you are guys doin’??”
How did that parking meter stay in the cement?
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You can’t miss this lol
Apparently Brandon Marshall isn’t the only Bear who runs a great post pattern.
Nice, but can you be sure it wasn’t a fade(d) route?
I’ve face-planted trying to race smashed off my ass before, it was nowhere near that fantastic, and no one saw it let alone recorded it for eternity-classic.
Good to see the HuffPost maintaining it’s standard if excellence and presenting us with the news we actually want to see.
Thanks for the link Mike. Further proof the comment section keeps this byatch runnin’, yo.