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Josh Sitton: the Detroit Lions are Scumbags

Jim Harbaugh and Jim Schwartz

Now we’re talkin’! We have long known and long stated what a bunch of scumbags the Detroit Lions are. Unfortunately, their scumbagginesss gets overlooked because they’re always fucking awful.

Well, no more! The Lions are moderately good — some might say slightly above average — this season. And Green Bay Packers left guard Josh Sitton is happy to point out what a bunch of turds the Lions are.

He pointed the finger exactly where it deserves to be pointed. At the moron running the organization, head coach Jim Schwartz.

Sitton was asked if the Lions would attempt to injure Aaron Rodgers if he were playing in Thursday’s game.

“Absolutely,” Sitton said. “They go after quarterbacks. Their entire defense takes cheap shots all the time. That’s what they do, that’s who they are. They’re a bunch of dirtbags or scumbags. That’s how they play. That’s how they’re coached.

“That starts with their frickin’ coach. The head coach, Schwartz, he’s a (expletive), too. I wouldn’t want to play for him. It starts with him and their D-coordinator and D-line coach. They’re all just scumbags and so is the D-line.”


You like your turkey spicy?!

Anyway, Sitton is absolutely right. Those clowns couldn’t be any bigger bunch of scumbags if they played for the Minnesota Vikings. Well, actually, they probably could, but you get my point…

When Ndamukong Suh isn’t taking a cheap shot at someone, Dominic Raiola is taunting college kids.

In other words, a real classy bunch. Led by a real classy guy.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. kluck a luck November 27, 2013

    Sitton is now my favorite player.

    1. [email protected] November 27, 2013

      WOO HOO!! Mine too.

  2. rebelgb November 27, 2013

    All true. Dirtiest team in football.

  3. Disposable Hero November 27, 2013

    That team has a ton of talent but piss poor leadership in all areas of coaching, wait what team are we talking about?

  4. CJ84 November 27, 2013

    Quit whining. Since when did football become a game for sissies? Schwartz is a bit arrogant and Sue has been dirty before, but quit living in the past okay? Just accept this as whipping you’re about to receive with some dignity

    1. K.L. November 27, 2013

      “Whining”, “Whiny”, “Whiner”, these seem to be the favorite words of classless, arrogant football fans these days. Ironic really, because they are the ones doing most of the whining.

    2. Phatgzus November 27, 2013

      Whipping like the stuff we’ll be putting on our pumpkin pie as Flynn throws his 600th yard passing?

    3. PF4L November 27, 2013

      Wait a minute. Who is Sue?

  5. Lynn Fuckin' Dickey November 27, 2013

    At least the Raiders actually won some championships by playing dirty. Fuck the Lions.

  6. Andrew Chitko November 27, 2013

    I love it! If Sitton gets fined by the NFL we should set up a page to get fans to pay for it. I’d toss in a buck for Sitton’s fine and another buck to go for the next one…whoever it is that says it.

    1. Phatgzus November 27, 2013

      Straight up, put me down for a fiver.

  7. Sgt Handle November 27, 2013

    Sitton!! All the way!!!

  8. icebowl November 27, 2013

    Gotta give Sitton credit for having the balls to state the obvious

    However, it may be a rough day fir QB and definitely not a good day to start #12…
    Maybe MM should activate Seneca put him in to take one for the team and justify his mondo salary…
    They may need to blow this one off.Victory in Detroit is getting through without further injuries. NFC NORTH is still open and cud even be won with an 8-6-1 record….

    1. icebowl November 27, 2013

      Math not my strength….

  9. FITZCORE1252 November 27, 2013

    Nailed it.

  10. T Pack November 27, 2013

    The Lions are the Lions. IT doesn’t matter what Sitton says they will be dirty either way. Have to admit i am scared at what Megatron numbers might be. Who the hell is covering him? Wasn’t he hurt the last time they played.

    Hopefully Flynn, Lacy & Jordy can put up some pts cause you know this defense isn’t doing shit.

  11. tedtomato November 27, 2013

    Its the lions..they are dirty..but they’ll self implode anyway!! Its not like theyre the best team in the nfl..they lost to a 2-8 team at home!! Not worried!

    1. RelampagoBlanco November 27, 2013

      The Packers just tied a 2-8 team at home 3 days ago.. I do agree though, the Lions as an organization are just expected to implode.

  12. Icebowler November 27, 2013

    I think Sitton’s comments were ultimately directed to the ref’s. Just a little reminder keep paying attention after the whistle blow’s.

  13. Iltarion November 27, 2013


    Josh Sitton is the effin man.

    It would be different if it was coming from some guy who wasn’t worth his contract or doesn’t have to fight in the trenches, but considering it is coming from a guy who is playing like an All-Pro and has to go head-to-head with Suh and Fairley all game… totally different story.

    Man’s game, bitch.

  14. Richard Cranium November 27, 2013

    Lost to a 2-8 team with a shutdown corner… I’m sure ours will be up to the task! Bwahhahaha!!!! Fuck the lions, their fans and coaching staff! Josh Sitton is the fuckin man!

  15. Phatgzus November 27, 2013

    Fuckin’ love Sitton.

  16. Phatgzus November 27, 2013

    For anyone who was bitching about the Packers not having any leaders (which is absolute, unadulterated BS), there ya fuckin’ go.