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Baby with Broken Collarbone Named After Aaron Rodgers

The Aaron Rodgers baby

Because… of course! Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has a broken collarbone. The Press-Gazette managed to ferret out a couple — Kyle Dryer and Kristal Tyczkowski — who had a kid last Sunday with a broken collarbone.

And they named the kid after their favorite QB because of the matching injuries.

The boy is named Aaron Rodger Dryer.

His parents dropped the S.

Baby Aaron was born at 12:20 p.m. Sunday at St. Mary’s Hospital Medical Center in Green Bay. He was a couple of weeks early, and his parents had not really settled on a name yet.

But when the nurses discovered the broken left collarbone — on the same side as the quarterback’s injury — the parents did not need long to choose a name. Kyle was the first to suggest it.

“I said, ‘That’s not a bad name,’” recalled the baby’s mother. “That’s when we knew.”

Baby Aaron should be healed within a couple weeks, according to his doctor. Unfortunately, big Aaron doesn’t look like he’s returning to the field anytime soon.

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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10 Comments

  1. Savage57 November 20, 2013

    Boy, is this kid gonna hate his parents if Rodgers ever goes to play for the Vikings.

    1. Tucson Packer November 20, 2013

      I hope you knocked on wood, sir

  2. topbrick November 20, 2013

    now that’s funny!!

  3. PF4L November 20, 2013

    The baby only needs a couple weeks to heal? Nice shot at Rodgers Monty. What’s your follow up story? The kids 1st words were “Put me in coach”?

    I have an idea…Anyone that has a problem with Rodgers recovery time, find another NFL team to root for. The Green Bay Packers don’t need you.

  4. the real russ letlow November 20, 2013

    awesome story. Hope the baby heals quickly!

  5. BD Swingin' November 20, 2013

    People will do anything to get their 15 minutes of fame…

  6. Carl with a "C" November 20, 2013

    My daughter was born a porn star so I named her Mac Monty….

  7. cd4packers November 21, 2013

    I think it’s time for a new article. Whatcha say Monty?

  8. Arcturus November 21, 2013

    “Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?”

  9. Bridget October 4, 2015

    Even without the GB Packer influence, Aaron is a fine Biblical name! It’s better than Nimrod which is also Biblical.