Hey, it’s breast cancer awareness month and that’s swell because breasts are good. We like ’em… a lot, but the NFL has a way of kind of overdoing things and the Green Bay Packers look to be upping the ante this year.
It isn’t just enough to paint one of those pink ribbons on the field or put up some displays in stadiums. No, the NFL has its guys where pink gear like shoes or gloves because when I see football players with pink shit on it makes me run out and donate money to breast cancer research.
It’s also a way for the NFL to sell more gear. Yeah, the league makes charitable donations on the money they make from selling that pink gear, but they’re also able to market all kinds of other shit to the people who buy it. And then they go and buy more.
Anyway, I’m getting away from the point. The Packers — they’re going to vomit pink all over Lambeau Field on Sunday.
Not only will the players be wearing the usual pink gear, but they’re also handing out pink towels to fans because nothing says “I love the Green Bay Packers” like a pink towel.
The pink gear is above. The pink towel is below.
It should be a veritable sea of pink.
This pink bullshit has gone-on long enough…
I mean, yea, we all “Aware” of breast cancer…we already all know it exists….
Do we really need to put pink on EVERYTHING? I gotta say, the pink chin-straps look so fucking stupid…How about just a couple of nice ribbons? (stickers/patches)
Testicular cancer actually kills more men than breast cancer does women…How about we put a big sticker of a huge, saggy ball-sack on the back of all the teams’ helmets too???
Unless someone has been hiding under a rock I’m pretty sure everyone over the age of 10 knows what cancer is. I don’t get how selling a bunch of pink merchandise and beating the word “awareness” into the ground is helping anything. Allegedly, there’s been multiple solutions to cancer but we never hear about them because this shit is big business.
What sucks even more is this website vomiting pop up ads whenever I open an article.
Pink Bay Panthers.
I am against anything that sullies or detracts from the aesthetic marvel that is the uniform of the Green Bay Packers. NOTHING other than Green, Gold and White. Certainly not bright pink.
Women buy shit. Wanna sell something? Slap a pink sticker on it. My girlfriend could give two shits about the nfl, show her a pink packers anything “can you buy me that?” I’m ready to slap a pink ribbon on my cock.
Also it’s kinda hard to take your coach serious when he’s got a fuckin pink hat on. I’d love to hear the conversation if the NFL told Vince he had to where a pink hat.
LOL…heck yea ^^^^
I’m putting a pink ribbon on my dick this Sunday night…
Does anyone know what percentage of the pink stuff actually goes to breast cancer. A lot of these charity causes are big scams, with 50 percent or less going to charity.