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Oh Good, Super Bowl LII Will Probably Be In Minnesota

Monty McMahon by Monty McMahon
October 9, 2013
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Minnesota Vikings stadium

On Tuesday, the NFL announced three finalists to host Super Bowl LII, which is the 2018 game, and Minneapolis is among them. The others are New Orleans and Indianapolis.

You have to think Minneapolis is the favorite though. Teams that build new stadiums get Super Bowls and the Minnesota Vikings will have their shiny new Hormel Chili Dome done by then.

As evidence, this season’s Super Bowl is at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. It’s a new stadium. The 2016 game will be San Francisco’s new Levi’s Stadium. And you all remember Super Bowl XLV in the newly-opened Jerry World. So, there’s a good chance Minneapolis is getting this game.

The city actually hosted the Super Bowl in 1992 and then the NFL realized that Minneapolis is filled with scum and vermin, that it’s freezing in February and, well, Metrodome. So, they came to their senses and started holding it in places people actually want to go to like Phoenix and New Orleans.

But again, new stadium.

So, we better just get down to looking at the pros and cons of this situation.

Pros

  • The rest of the world will get to see what ignorant assholes Minnesota Vikings fans are and you can’t put that cat back into the bag.
  • Vikings fans won’t be at the game anyway because you can’t afford Super Bowl tickets on McDonald’s wages.
  • Short drive/flight to watch the Green Bay Packers.
  • There are sure to be gift bags filled with Hormel Chili somewhere. Or probably troughs.

Cons

  • It’s going to be fucking freezing and also, you’ll be in Minneapolis.
  • Minneapolis hookers not exactly cream of the crop.
  • Anything the Minnesota Vikings are involved in is sure to turn to shit.
  • You’re sure to run into Vikings fans somewhere, although not at the game.

So, as you can see, it’s pretty even. Unless I’m missing something?

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Comments 11

  1. Avatar for E. Wolf E. Wolf says:
    10 years ago

    This is the way the league awards Arty Modell style shakedowns on the taxpayers.

  2. Avatar for Greg Jennings Greg Jennings says:
    10 years ago

    You don’t like the Vikings, do you?

  3. Avatar for therealChuckywasCecil therealChuckywasCecil says:
    10 years ago

    It would be sweet for the Pack to play in that Super Bowl. Imagine the frustration Viking fans would have with that?

  4. Avatar for Mike Tice Rules Mike Tice Rules says:
    10 years ago

    If there is any Super Bowl that I’d want to see the Packers play in, it’s the one in Minneapolis. Those shit bag cock suckers would be so mad. Parade that Lombardi around the city after winning it too.

  5. Avatar for fake penis fake penis says:
    10 years ago

    I hope that weirdo vikings fan with the huge hulk Hogan mustache is at the game.
    http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/282/750/viking_fan_display_image.jpg?1315587425

  6. Avatar for Savage57 Savage57 says:
    10 years ago

    Pro’s – Late night talk show hosts will have two weeks of really good material.

    Sales of iPods will set new records so that fans coming to Minneshithole won’t have to listen to that fuckin’ sing-song, make-you-wanna-choke-the-shit-out-of-’em accent.

    If, by means of some disturbance in the alignment of the planets and the natural order of the universe, the Horned Faggots actually do qualify for the Super Bowl, they will nonetheless shit the bed and overcome the Bills and break the tie as the most worthless, futile franchise in history.

    Con’s – Insufficient stocks of Raid cause panic as male visitors prepare for intimate interludes with the nasty whorebag skanks that reside in the state.

  7. Avatar for MadCity Packer Fan MadCity Packer Fan says:
    10 years ago

    Place looks like one of those televangelist churches! It will be the closest they will probably ever get to a Lombardi Trophy!

  8. Avatar for Rymetyme81 Rymetyme81 says:
    10 years ago

    I live near MPLS and I say hell yes! The Pack has gottttt to win it that year.. it would make my life gloating-heaven here in MN. It would be like a superbowl win with a bitch-slap to the team that WANTED to get there the most, but couldn’t (Vikings).

  9. Avatar for Eric Scoles Eric Scoles says:
    10 years ago

    Your post sounds like a little man who is pouting because a Super Bowl will never be played at lambert field. Your hate of the Vikings is also starting to sound like a jealous girlfriend. Yeah…you heard me…jealous girlfriend!

    • Avatar for Savage57 Savage57 says:
      10 years ago

      It’s all about the rings, bitch.

      Enjoy rooting for the Packers in the Super Bowl played in the Hormel Trough.

  10. Avatar for tedtomato tedtomato says:
    10 years ago

    Your trolling of a Green Bay Packers website make you look like a jealous tool..enjoy watching Rodgers and companywin another Lombardi in the hormel house! Redheaded step child from the northwest.

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